A Muslim asks a scholar
Ruling on intercourse in the bathroom
Is it permissible for a man to have intercourse with his wife without a cover? Is it permissible to have intercourse in the bathroom?
And the scholar replies
Praise be to Allaah.
Yes, it is permissible for a man to have intercourse with his wife without a cover, and it is also permissible to have intercourse in the bathroom, but that means that he will be going against the Sunnah (sharia) by not mentioning Allaah beforehand.
Perhaps you know that when a man wants to have intercourse with his wife, he is to say, “Bismillaah, Allaahumma jannibna al-Shaytaana wa jannib al-Shaytaana ma razaqtana (In the name of Allaah, O Allaah, keep the Shaytaan away from us and keep the Shaytaan away from that with which You may bless us).”
Gotta wonder why they have to say this in Arabic. Does Allah not know English?
Perhaps you also know that it is not right to mention the name of Allah in places where you relieve yourself, so how can the one who has intercourse in the bathroom recite this dhikr (prayer)? Unless he is going to go out, recite this dhikr and then go back in.
I guess he's trying to say...keep your head outside of the toilet while the rest of your body is having sex..?
As you probably guessed, they made this up.
Political Islam
How do you define Islam?
Answer
Islam is a religion. The word Islam means submission to One God. Muslims submit to God/Allah. Instructions on how to submit to God/Allah are in the Quran. The Quran says it is complete and not to follow Hadiths (31;6)
What is political Islam?
Answer
Political Islam is not the Quran. Political Islam is Sharia.
Sharia are manmade laws that benefit radical Muslims.
Anything that is not from the Quran IS political and must be challenged.
Most of these challenges come from C.A.I.R.
CAIR, the Counsel for American Islamic Relations, a Muslim civil rights group and not to be confused with CARE, the leading humanitarian organization fighting global poverty with special focus on assisting poor women across the globe including Muslim women.
It would be very wrong to confuse the two but it was slick for political Islam to swipe a name with such a great reputation, to promote political Islam’s agenda. CAIR receives money from Saudi Arabia. There are allegations that CAIR supported Hamas and Hizballah but declares that CAIR does not support these groups publicly…very slick.
Now, if you listen to CAIR’s mouth piece Ibrahim Hooper, he will tell you that he hopes America will one day be under Islamic Sharia Rule. But what would you expect from an insecure guy formally known as Doug?...from Cleveland…who’s father fought in WW2 to free Europe from Nazi’s? When you can’t be as good a man as your father, I guess you feel small. To me, the dude definitely seems to have anger issues.
Doug was born, raised and educated right here in America, he had the freedom to apostate from his Christian religion and switch to a religion whose political views wouldn’t allow that kind of freedom. Sharia. And Doug knows all of our laws….and how to abuse them.
And how would an insecure guy like a Doug compete with a father who is a war hero? He gave himself a new and important name….in yo face daddy! Dougie chose a name to make himself an Islamic political hero. Ibrahim. Why take that name? Because Muslims know Ibrahim is considered the Father of the Prophets! If you can’t be a war hero, be the Father of Prophets! Personally, I have more respect for war heroes.
But this slick new father of prophets knows our laws AND he knows Sharia, he can really mess things up and feel good about it. The American Islamic hero. Back to that Daddy complex.
Every now and then Ibrahim, the father of the prophets, aka Doug, takes questions from the media about honor killings, suicide bombers, taxi drivers who won’t take customers who have a dog or a six pack of beer, and the father of prophets issues his standard reply; Oh, that’s not Islamic. Followed by…and we want special privileges. We want public schools to allow special prayer rooms or footbaths, Hijab, halal food in all schools, etc. End result? The father of prophets gives the Islamists what they want. Political victory. We have a lot of Dougs in America.
Doug, aka Ibrahim is a perfect example of political Islam. Take a religion that is causing problems worldwide and demand equal rights. Deny and demand.
Political Islam has been defined for 1400 years. It’s defined by Sharia. The father of the prophets has no problem agreeing with this, he just has an honesty problem when it comes to defining it.
And no one knows enough about their laws to challenge political Islam? Crap, it’s not it’s hard. 3 words…cite your source!
I say it's time we quit playing games and demand clarity!
Here's a fact. Most Muslims confuse Sharia with the Quran. They don’t know which is which.
Sharia allows for stoning adulterers. Many Muslims believe it's from the Quran. It’s not in the Quran, (hadith says it's because a goat ate that revelation).
The Quran says that one who has had sex must marry someone else who has had sex. Can't do that if they're dead
Killing apostates isn’t in the Quran either, nor are there any laws on dogs, Hijab, segregating men and women, footbaths, equal rights, human rights, civil rights for Non Muslims, death to apostates or 5 prayer--none of that is in the Quran.
Sharia does allow the Father of prophets to lie to Non Muslims so you must insist that they always cite their source. If it’s not in the Quran, it must be considered political.
Why not ask the father of prophets to cite his source for footbaths? Or for demanding rights that Sharia doesn’t allow?
Sharia doesn’t allow Muslims to take their law from a Non Muslim court. And under no circumstances can a Muslim act like a Non Muslim and wouldn’t you love to remind the father of the prophets that Sharia doesn’t allow free speech and to shut the fk up?. That’s political Islam.
This is NOT complicated! People like the father of prophets, formally known as Doug, can not pick and choose which Non Muslim laws to follow as he and other Dougies try to implement the very un-Islamic laws of Sharia!
Ask the right question..3 words (4 if you’re polite)...cite your source...please.
If it’s not in the Quran it is POLITICAL.
And please read the link about CAIR
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_on_American-Islamic_Relations
and please compare it to the Organization of CARE
http://www.care.org
Which one would you feel better about supporting?
To make it simple, my next blog will list everything that the Quran forbids. Feel free to copy it and use it as a reference.
Answer
Islam is a religion. The word Islam means submission to One God. Muslims submit to God/Allah. Instructions on how to submit to God/Allah are in the Quran. The Quran says it is complete and not to follow Hadiths (31;6)
What is political Islam?
Answer
Political Islam is not the Quran. Political Islam is Sharia.
Sharia are manmade laws that benefit radical Muslims.
Anything that is not from the Quran IS political and must be challenged.
Most of these challenges come from C.A.I.R.
CAIR, the Counsel for American Islamic Relations, a Muslim civil rights group and not to be confused with CARE, the leading humanitarian organization fighting global poverty with special focus on assisting poor women across the globe including Muslim women.
It would be very wrong to confuse the two but it was slick for political Islam to swipe a name with such a great reputation, to promote political Islam’s agenda. CAIR receives money from Saudi Arabia. There are allegations that CAIR supported Hamas and Hizballah but declares that CAIR does not support these groups publicly…very slick.
Now, if you listen to CAIR’s mouth piece Ibrahim Hooper, he will tell you that he hopes America will one day be under Islamic Sharia Rule. But what would you expect from an insecure guy formally known as Doug?...from Cleveland…who’s father fought in WW2 to free Europe from Nazi’s? When you can’t be as good a man as your father, I guess you feel small. To me, the dude definitely seems to have anger issues.
Doug was born, raised and educated right here in America, he had the freedom to apostate from his Christian religion and switch to a religion whose political views wouldn’t allow that kind of freedom. Sharia. And Doug knows all of our laws….and how to abuse them.
And how would an insecure guy like a Doug compete with a father who is a war hero? He gave himself a new and important name….in yo face daddy! Dougie chose a name to make himself an Islamic political hero. Ibrahim. Why take that name? Because Muslims know Ibrahim is considered the Father of the Prophets! If you can’t be a war hero, be the Father of Prophets! Personally, I have more respect for war heroes.
But this slick new father of prophets knows our laws AND he knows Sharia, he can really mess things up and feel good about it. The American Islamic hero. Back to that Daddy complex.
Every now and then Ibrahim, the father of the prophets, aka Doug, takes questions from the media about honor killings, suicide bombers, taxi drivers who won’t take customers who have a dog or a six pack of beer, and the father of prophets issues his standard reply; Oh, that’s not Islamic. Followed by…and we want special privileges. We want public schools to allow special prayer rooms or footbaths, Hijab, halal food in all schools, etc. End result? The father of prophets gives the Islamists what they want. Political victory. We have a lot of Dougs in America.
Doug, aka Ibrahim is a perfect example of political Islam. Take a religion that is causing problems worldwide and demand equal rights. Deny and demand.
Political Islam has been defined for 1400 years. It’s defined by Sharia. The father of the prophets has no problem agreeing with this, he just has an honesty problem when it comes to defining it.
And no one knows enough about their laws to challenge political Islam? Crap, it’s not it’s hard. 3 words…cite your source!
I say it's time we quit playing games and demand clarity!
Here's a fact. Most Muslims confuse Sharia with the Quran. They don’t know which is which.
Sharia allows for stoning adulterers. Many Muslims believe it's from the Quran. It’s not in the Quran, (hadith says it's because a goat ate that revelation).
The Quran says that one who has had sex must marry someone else who has had sex. Can't do that if they're dead
Killing apostates isn’t in the Quran either, nor are there any laws on dogs, Hijab, segregating men and women, footbaths, equal rights, human rights, civil rights for Non Muslims, death to apostates or 5 prayer--none of that is in the Quran.
Sharia does allow the Father of prophets to lie to Non Muslims so you must insist that they always cite their source. If it’s not in the Quran, it must be considered political.
Why not ask the father of prophets to cite his source for footbaths? Or for demanding rights that Sharia doesn’t allow?
Sharia doesn’t allow Muslims to take their law from a Non Muslim court. And under no circumstances can a Muslim act like a Non Muslim and wouldn’t you love to remind the father of the prophets that Sharia doesn’t allow free speech and to shut the fk up?. That’s political Islam.
This is NOT complicated! People like the father of prophets, formally known as Doug, can not pick and choose which Non Muslim laws to follow as he and other Dougies try to implement the very un-Islamic laws of Sharia!
Ask the right question..3 words (4 if you’re polite)...cite your source...please.
If it’s not in the Quran it is POLITICAL.
And please read the link about CAIR
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_on_American-Islamic_Relations
and please compare it to the Organization of CARE
http://www.care.org
Which one would you feel better about supporting?
To make it simple, my next blog will list everything that the Quran forbids. Feel free to copy it and use it as a reference.
What the Quran really forbids
So, what is really forbidden by the Quran?
If it's not on this list it is NOT forbidden!
Road kill
2:173 He hath forbidden you only carrion, and blood, and swine flesh, and that which hath been immolated to (the name of) any other than Allah. But he who is driven by necessity, neither craving nor transgressing, it is no sin for him. Lo! Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.
Fighting at the wrong time
2:194 The forbidden month for the forbidden month, and forbidden things in retaliation. And one who attacketh you, attack him like manner as he attacked you. Observe your duty to Allah, and know that Allah is with those who ward off (evil). all fighting was deemed utterly wrong, were the first, seventh, eleventh and twelfth months of the lunar calendar.
You can’t screw your mom
4:23 Forbidden unto you are your mothers, and your daughters, and your sisters, and your father's sisters, and your mother's sisters, and your brother's daughters and your sister's daughters, and your foster mothers, and your foster sisters, and your mothers-in-law, and your stepdaughters who are under your protection (born) of your women unto whom ye have gone in but if ye have not gone in unto them, then it is no sin for you (to marry their daughters) and the wives of your sons who (spring) from your own loins. And (it is forbidden unto you) that ye should have two sisters together, except what hath already happened (of that nature) in the past. Lo! Allah is ever Forgiving, Merciful.
Or married women unless you own them
4:24 And all married women (are forbidden unto you save those (captives) whom your right hands possess. It is a decree of Allah for you. Lawful unto you are all beyond those mentioned, so that ye seek them with your wealth in honest wedlock, not debauchery. And those of whom ye seek content (by marrying them), give unto them their portions as a duty. And there is no sin for you in what ye do by mutual agreement after the duty (hath been done). Lo! Allah is ever Knower, Wise.
Because…4:31 If ye avoid the great things which ye are forbidden, We will remit from you your evil deeds and make you enter at a noble gate.
Credit is forbidden with Muslims, but the real intent was usury. Muhammad used credit with a Jew and used his armor for collateral
4:161 And of their taking usury when they were forbidden it, and of their devouring people's wealth by false pretences. We have prepared for those of them who disbelieve a painful doom.
To make Jesus a partner with God is forbidden
5:72 They surely disbelieve who say : Lo! Allah is the Messiah, son of Mary. The Messiah himself said : O Children of Israel, worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord. Lo! whoso ascribeth partners unto Allah, for him Allah hath forbidden Paradise. His abode is the Fire. For evildoers there will be no helpers.
More food restrictions
5:96 To hunt and to eat the fish of the sea is made lawful for you, a provision for you and for seafarers; but to hunt on land is forbidden you so long as ye are on the pilgrimage. Be mindful of your duty to Allah, unto Whom ye will be gathered.
Forbidden are all other Gods
6:56 Say: I am forbidden to worship those on whom ye call instead of Allah. Say: I will not follow your desires, for then should I go astray and I should not be of the rightly guided.
How food is eaten
6:119 How should ye not eat of that over which the name of Allah hath been mentioned, when He hath explained unto you that which is forbidden unto you, unless ye are compelled thereto. But lo! many are led astray by their own lusts through ignorance. Lo! thy Lord, He is best aware of the transgressors.
Eating foods that are not forbidden is forbidden
6:138 And they say: Such cattle and crops are forbidden. No one is to eat of them save whom We will--in their make believe--cattle whose backs are forbidden, cattle over which they mention not the name of Allah. All that is a lie against Him. He will repay them for that which they invent.
Food for men only
6:139 And they say: That which is in the bellies of such cattle is reserved for our males and is forbidden to our wives; but if it be born dead, then they all may be partakers thereof. He will reward them for their attribution ordinances unto Him. Lo, He is Wise, Aware.
Again with the road kill
5:3 forbidden unto you for food are carrion and blood and swine flesh, and that which hath been dedicated unto any other than Allah, and the strangled, and the dead through beating, and the dead through falling from a height, and that which hath been killed by (the goring of) horns, and the devoured of wild beasts, saving that which ye make lawful (by the death stroke), and that which hath been immolated unto idols. And forbidden is it that ye swear by the divining arrows. This is an abomination. This day are those who disbelieve in despair of ever harming your religion; so fear them not, fear Me! This day have I perfected your religion for you and completed My favor unto you, and have chosen for you as religion AL- ISLAM. Whoso is forced by hunger, not by will, to sin: for him, lo! Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.
You can’t kill your kids
6:140 They are losers who besottedly have slain their children without knowledge, and have forbidden that which Allah bestowed upon them, inventing a lie against Allah. They indeed have gone astray and are not guided.
Twins are a problem
6:143 Eight pairs: Of the sheep twain, and of the goats twain. Say: Hath He forbidden the two males or the two females, or that which the wombs of the two females contain? Expound to me the case with knowledge, if ye are truthful.
It had to be said twice
6:144 And of the camels twain and of the oxen twain. Say: Hath He forbidden the two males or the two females, or that which the wombs of the two females contain; or were ye by to witness when Allah commanded you all this? Then who doth greater wrong than he who deviseth a lie concerning Allah, that he may lead mankind astray without knowledge. Lo! Allah guideth not wrongdoing folk.
Allah does not like idols
6:148 They who are idolaters will say: Had Allah willed, we had not ascribed (unto Him) partners neither had our fathers, nor had we forbidden aught. Thus did those who were before them give
the lie (to Allah's messengers) till they tasted of the fear of Us. Say: Have ye any knowledge that ye can adduce for us? Lo! ye follow naught but an opinion. Lo! ye do but guess.
Do not forbid Allah’s adornments
7:32 Say: Who hath forbidden the adornment of Allah which He hath brought forth for His bondmen, and the good things of His providing? Say: Such, on the Day of Resurrection, will be only for those who believed during the life of the world. Thus do We detail Our revelations for people who have knowledge.
It’s forbidden to pour water on those in hell.
7:50 And the dwellers of the Fire cry out unto the dwellers of the Garden; Pour on us some water or some of that where with Allah hath provided you. They say: Lo! Allah hath forbidden both to disbelievers in His guidance
To take pride in what’s forbidden is ape-like
7:166 So when they took pride in that which they had been forbidden, We said unto them: Be ye apes despised and loathed!
Forbidding….confusion?
9:29 Fight against such of those who have been given the Scripture as believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, and forbid not that which Allah hath forbidden by His messenger, and follow not the religion of truth, until they pay the tribute readily, being brought low.
And there you have it, the complete list of everything that is forbidden according to the Quran.
It is NOT forbidden to sin. Probably due to all Muslims being pre-destined for heaven or hell before they are born. Never the less, sinning is not recommended. Btw, the word sin is a Jewish word for mistake.
The next time you hear a Muslim say this or that is forbidden come back to this site if you don't find it on the forbidden list, demand the Muslim cite their source. If it's not from the Quran then it's from Sharia. And once you know it's from Sharia, demand they cite the hadith. You'll get a good laugh and you'll win your debate. Muslims are allowed under sharia to lie, especially if it shuts you up. So be prepared to demand their source/hadith for what they will claim is forbidden.
I will write a bolg on the Hijab. It's not in the Quran, but it is in Sharia. The hadith will show you why Muslims will not want to cite their source for Hijab.
If it's not on this list it is NOT forbidden!
Road kill
2:173 He hath forbidden you only carrion, and blood, and swine flesh, and that which hath been immolated to (the name of) any other than Allah. But he who is driven by necessity, neither craving nor transgressing, it is no sin for him. Lo! Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.
Fighting at the wrong time
2:194 The forbidden month for the forbidden month, and forbidden things in retaliation. And one who attacketh you, attack him like manner as he attacked you. Observe your duty to Allah, and know that Allah is with those who ward off (evil). all fighting was deemed utterly wrong, were the first, seventh, eleventh and twelfth months of the lunar calendar.
You can’t screw your mom
4:23 Forbidden unto you are your mothers, and your daughters, and your sisters, and your father's sisters, and your mother's sisters, and your brother's daughters and your sister's daughters, and your foster mothers, and your foster sisters, and your mothers-in-law, and your stepdaughters who are under your protection (born) of your women unto whom ye have gone in but if ye have not gone in unto them, then it is no sin for you (to marry their daughters) and the wives of your sons who (spring) from your own loins. And (it is forbidden unto you) that ye should have two sisters together, except what hath already happened (of that nature) in the past. Lo! Allah is ever Forgiving, Merciful.
Or married women unless you own them
4:24 And all married women (are forbidden unto you save those (captives) whom your right hands possess. It is a decree of Allah for you. Lawful unto you are all beyond those mentioned, so that ye seek them with your wealth in honest wedlock, not debauchery. And those of whom ye seek content (by marrying them), give unto them their portions as a duty. And there is no sin for you in what ye do by mutual agreement after the duty (hath been done). Lo! Allah is ever Knower, Wise.
Because…4:31 If ye avoid the great things which ye are forbidden, We will remit from you your evil deeds and make you enter at a noble gate.
Credit is forbidden with Muslims, but the real intent was usury. Muhammad used credit with a Jew and used his armor for collateral
4:161 And of their taking usury when they were forbidden it, and of their devouring people's wealth by false pretences. We have prepared for those of them who disbelieve a painful doom.
To make Jesus a partner with God is forbidden
5:72 They surely disbelieve who say : Lo! Allah is the Messiah, son of Mary. The Messiah himself said : O Children of Israel, worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord. Lo! whoso ascribeth partners unto Allah, for him Allah hath forbidden Paradise. His abode is the Fire. For evildoers there will be no helpers.
More food restrictions
5:96 To hunt and to eat the fish of the sea is made lawful for you, a provision for you and for seafarers; but to hunt on land is forbidden you so long as ye are on the pilgrimage. Be mindful of your duty to Allah, unto Whom ye will be gathered.
Forbidden are all other Gods
6:56 Say: I am forbidden to worship those on whom ye call instead of Allah. Say: I will not follow your desires, for then should I go astray and I should not be of the rightly guided.
How food is eaten
6:119 How should ye not eat of that over which the name of Allah hath been mentioned, when He hath explained unto you that which is forbidden unto you, unless ye are compelled thereto. But lo! many are led astray by their own lusts through ignorance. Lo! thy Lord, He is best aware of the transgressors.
Eating foods that are not forbidden is forbidden
6:138 And they say: Such cattle and crops are forbidden. No one is to eat of them save whom We will--in their make believe--cattle whose backs are forbidden, cattle over which they mention not the name of Allah. All that is a lie against Him. He will repay them for that which they invent.
Food for men only
6:139 And they say: That which is in the bellies of such cattle is reserved for our males and is forbidden to our wives; but if it be born dead, then they all may be partakers thereof. He will reward them for their attribution ordinances unto Him. Lo, He is Wise, Aware.
Again with the road kill
5:3 forbidden unto you for food are carrion and blood and swine flesh, and that which hath been dedicated unto any other than Allah, and the strangled, and the dead through beating, and the dead through falling from a height, and that which hath been killed by (the goring of) horns, and the devoured of wild beasts, saving that which ye make lawful (by the death stroke), and that which hath been immolated unto idols. And forbidden is it that ye swear by the divining arrows. This is an abomination. This day are those who disbelieve in despair of ever harming your religion; so fear them not, fear Me! This day have I perfected your religion for you and completed My favor unto you, and have chosen for you as religion AL- ISLAM. Whoso is forced by hunger, not by will, to sin: for him, lo! Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.
You can’t kill your kids
6:140 They are losers who besottedly have slain their children without knowledge, and have forbidden that which Allah bestowed upon them, inventing a lie against Allah. They indeed have gone astray and are not guided.
Twins are a problem
6:143 Eight pairs: Of the sheep twain, and of the goats twain. Say: Hath He forbidden the two males or the two females, or that which the wombs of the two females contain? Expound to me the case with knowledge, if ye are truthful.
It had to be said twice
6:144 And of the camels twain and of the oxen twain. Say: Hath He forbidden the two males or the two females, or that which the wombs of the two females contain; or were ye by to witness when Allah commanded you all this? Then who doth greater wrong than he who deviseth a lie concerning Allah, that he may lead mankind astray without knowledge. Lo! Allah guideth not wrongdoing folk.
Allah does not like idols
6:148 They who are idolaters will say: Had Allah willed, we had not ascribed (unto Him) partners neither had our fathers, nor had we forbidden aught. Thus did those who were before them give
the lie (to Allah's messengers) till they tasted of the fear of Us. Say: Have ye any knowledge that ye can adduce for us? Lo! ye follow naught but an opinion. Lo! ye do but guess.
Do not forbid Allah’s adornments
7:32 Say: Who hath forbidden the adornment of Allah which He hath brought forth for His bondmen, and the good things of His providing? Say: Such, on the Day of Resurrection, will be only for those who believed during the life of the world. Thus do We detail Our revelations for people who have knowledge.
It’s forbidden to pour water on those in hell.
7:50 And the dwellers of the Fire cry out unto the dwellers of the Garden; Pour on us some water or some of that where with Allah hath provided you. They say: Lo! Allah hath forbidden both to disbelievers in His guidance
To take pride in what’s forbidden is ape-like
7:166 So when they took pride in that which they had been forbidden, We said unto them: Be ye apes despised and loathed!
Forbidding….confusion?
9:29 Fight against such of those who have been given the Scripture as believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, and forbid not that which Allah hath forbidden by His messenger, and follow not the religion of truth, until they pay the tribute readily, being brought low.
And there you have it, the complete list of everything that is forbidden according to the Quran.
It is NOT forbidden to sin. Probably due to all Muslims being pre-destined for heaven or hell before they are born. Never the less, sinning is not recommended. Btw, the word sin is a Jewish word for mistake.
The next time you hear a Muslim say this or that is forbidden come back to this site if you don't find it on the forbidden list, demand the Muslim cite their source. If it's not from the Quran then it's from Sharia. And once you know it's from Sharia, demand they cite the hadith. You'll get a good laugh and you'll win your debate. Muslims are allowed under sharia to lie, especially if it shuts you up. So be prepared to demand their source/hadith for what they will claim is forbidden.
I will write a bolg on the Hijab. It's not in the Quran, but it is in Sharia. The hadith will show you why Muslims will not want to cite their source for Hijab.
5 prayers-true or not?
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During their trial they demanded an extra 20 minutes beyond their lunch break to walk to a mosque for one of their 5 daily prayers. They were also given their own separate room to be used for prayer time.
My first thought was… shouldn’t they have prayed for the sense not to be in court?
My next thought was, I need to set the record straight on this 5 prayer issue.
If the Judge knew what I knew, and what you should all know, none of this could have happened. But I'll bet some bushy faced radical Muslim men try this out in the USA real soon. I hope by then the Judges will be smart enough to say 3 words…cite your source.
And lets talk about those 5 prayers. The Quran does not tell Muslims to pray 5 times. It's based on Hadith. Sharia made it a law and now, they can be arrested for not praying 5 times a day.
Any Muslim will tell you, if hadith contradicts the Quran, it’s never to be followed, the Quran also challenges Muslims who say; this is from Allah, to Bring forth you witnesses to prove it is from Allah.
The following is from my book, The Humor of Islam…you’ll die laughing. First I’ll post all the ayats (verses) from the Quran. You can trust me on this. If I was wrong, I most certainly would have heard about it. Muslims have bought my book. While they might not like my observations, they can’t deny I told the truth.
So here is everything the Quran says about prayer. If you can find 5 prayers, tell me.
The Quran is cool on prayer. You can pray while sitting, standing, lying down or, riding a camel. The Quran does not say to pray 5 times a day- butt up, or to say; Muhammad is Allah’s messenger. That was all made up. Here’s the real deal.
4:103 When ye pass Congregational prayers, celebrate Allah's praises, standing, sitting down, or lying down on your sides; but when ye are free from danger, set up Regular prayers: For such prayers are enjoined on believers at stated times.
Regular does not mean 5…even in Arabic.
11:114 Establish worship at the two ends of the day and in some watches of the night. Lo! good deeds annul ill deeds. This is a reminder for the mindful
How many prayers? 2? If you're at war, you're up at night. And do good deeds.
17:78 Establish worship at the going down of the sun until the dark of night, and (the recital of) the Qur'an at dawn. Lo! (the recital of) the Qur'an at dawn is ever witnessed
How many prayers? 2. Morning and evening.
17:79 And pray in the small watches of the morning: it would be an additional prayer or spiritual profit for thee: soon will thy Lord raise thee to a Station of Praise and Glory
Ah, there's the 3rd....and it's for; additional profit, not mandatory.
24:58 O ye who believe! Let your slaves, and those of you who have not come to puberty, ask leave of you at three times (before they come into your presence): Before the prayer of dawn, and when ye lay aside your raiment for the heat of noon, and after the prayer of night. Three times of privacy for you. It is no sin for them or for you at other times, when some of you go round attendant upon others (if they come into your presence without leave). Thus Allah maketh clear the revelations for you. Allah is Knower, Wise.
Pretty clear here. 2 prayers.
20:130 Therefor O Muhammad, bear with what they say, and celebrate the praises of thy Lord ere the rising of the sun and ere the going down thereof.
2 prayers, morning and evening. Though, Muhammad did spend a great deal of his time in prayer.
30:17 So glory be to Allah when ye enter the night and when ye enter the morning
I see 2 prayers. Still looking for the commandment of 5 prayers.
30:18 Unto Him be praise in the heavens and the earth--and at the sun's decline and in the noonday
Ah, there's the 3rd again. But praise isn't the same as prayer.
And this is what hadith says; The Prophet said, "Religion is very easy and whoever overburdens himself in his religion will not be able to continue in that way. So you should not be extremists, but try to be near to perfection and receive the good tidings that you will be rewarded; and gain strength by worshipping in the mornings, the nights."
Even this Hadith says to pray in the mornings and at night, so those who are demanding 5 prayers are extremists.
There is a Hadith that says; Muhammad went up to heaven on a flying donkey/horse and argued with Moses to negotiate prayers with Allah down to five. I’m not saying it’s not humorous, I just happen to like this next Hadith of the 5 prayer better. That’s the thing with Hadith, because there are hundreds of thousands of them, you can pick and choose. I like this one...
A man kissed a girl and he liked it.
Narrated Ibn MasudA man kissed a woman and then came to Allah's Apostle and told him of that, so this Divine Inspiration was revealed to the Prophet 'And offer Prayers perfectly at the two ends of the day, and in some hours of the night; five compulsory prayers. Verily, the good deeds remove the evil deeds small sins. That is a reminder for the mindful.' The man said, Is this instruction for me only?' The Prophet said, "It is for all those of my followers who encounter a similar situation."
Must be lots of illegal kissing going on. Btw, this Divine Inspiration did not make into the Quran, but it made it into Sharia
And there’s your prayers. Looking at the Quran it seems clear to me that a good Muslims should pray twice a day. They can pray at noon if they feel the need, but it’s not mandatory as Muslims would have us believe.
If a Muslim demands the time to pray 5 times, can we assume he kissed a girl and he liked it?
Az Zaqqum
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Sharia castrates Muslim men
A lack of confidence and self worth destroys a Man's value
I believe the biggest problem with Muslim men is their complete lack of self confidence and self worth. It’s probably difficult to look tough when wearing a dress even if you are carrying a gun. One look in the mirror and there’s a badly dressed angry transvestite with a bushy face looking back. It’s all about self image and confidence.
Yes I know, there are a ‘tiny mimority' of confident Muslim men but they grew up in the West and were challenged and judged for things other than Islam. They also had better role models. They weren’t Sharia raised. So as I write this, I’m not including any of them. This is about their brothers who weren’t taught the value of honor, self worth or confidence.
It’s a fact. Sharia raised men lack self esteem; confidence, honor and value. It’s the root cause of what we see in Islam today. And all that cousin marrying doesn’t help, really screws up the gene pool. But how can you find the right woman if you’re forbidden to see or talk to one? You end up marrying a cousin.
Sharia raised men are taught to be intolerant, paranoid, insecure, violent, easily upset, overly sensitive and emotional, helpless victims with no self control and all this has been passed down for hundreds of generations. The end result, Sharia castrates men, removing his confidence and his manhood.
It starts when they’re kids. Most boys look up to their dads as role models, but when dad has 3 other families a young boy can get lost in the mix. Who’s yo mamma??
Sharia raised men believe that women are sex starved and dangerous and can cause any man to lift his dress, fall to the floor with an erection and end up in prison for flashing his most attractive part.
And if you do get married, don’t be surprised if she cheats. You bought her body part not her heart. A Sharia Nikah marriage has nothing to do with love and if his penis doesn’t work, she is granted an immediate divorce and she gets to keep the money he paid for her 'fun' part.
Sharia doesn’t allow you to trust your wife. She can’t leave the house alone. She’s dangerous and must have at least one male relative with her to make sure she doesn’t cheat. And even then, unless he can produce 3 other pious male Muslim witnesses who all actually saw his wife being penetrated, he can’t even prove she cheated.
A Sharia raised man knows a Muslim woman won’t care if he takes on other wives, so long as he pays the bills she’s fine with having him gone.
Sharia may even allow her to steal from her husband or any of his family members without punishment, if she is caught.
It’s hard for Sharia raised men to trust their wives. This is probably why Sharia allows a husband to beat a wife - if he fears she’s going to scare him. A man needs to feel confident that his wife loves him, and not see him as paycheck with a working penis.
Sharia is all about fear, not fear of the afterlife, fear of this life. Fear of your wife, fear of the religious police, fear of Jinn in toilets.
In some Muslim countries high water pants are the law, and if you’re a man, you better show off that ankle!
Sharia raised men believe they are disliked by all Non Muslims, that they are not to be trusted and- they are to lie to them if necessary.
In other words, treat them like wives.
Sharia raised men are forced to fight anyone who insults Islam/Sharia,and to show no compassion in dealing with them. Men without compassion have cold hearts.
Here’s the other side.
The West is full of confident men and it only took a few generations. Yes, there are a ‘tiny minority’ who share the same emotional issues as the majority of Sharia raised men, but Western men decided we should have have jail cells for them.
Western men are leaders in creating confident and productive people. They raise their boys to have integrity to be tolerant of others and to value education and serve others, and to keep their hands to themselves. And Western men don’t raise their sons as helpless victims.
Western men had enough confidence in their women to support their points of view and they take pride in their daughter’s success, not her hymen. Producing intelligent progressive and confident people creates progressive and successful countries and that seems to be working out so well, that Muslims prefer to live in the West.
Having confidence and self worth improves everything in life; it’s why we help others. We want a nation of confident people so we support them when we find them, and get a nice buzz watching them reach the stars, and that translates into even more happy and productive people and the worlds largest and most generous charities. You can’t do any of that if you’re scared.
Confidence is real power.
How to fix it
Technology. More satellite TV’s, more cell phones with video, digital cameras, youtube, the internet, chat rooms, and music. Teenagers can’t live without technology. They have a need to feel connected with others and that gives them a chance to boost their confidence. This is how change will happen. We just have to wait another 10 years for them to grow up and the men in dresses die. Sharia will die with them.
When you know better you do better. Maya Angelou.
I have faith.
Agree? Disagree?
Az Zaqqum Islamic Scholar for the Infidel
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