My wife is not beautiful...polygamy, welfare and sex

Muslim says mistresses are the French way of life.

PARIS—A Muslim Frenchman at the center of a firestorm over polygamy said Monday that keeping mistresses is the French way of life.

His wife, a 31-year-old Frenchwoman drew nationwide attention last week to a driving fine she received for apparel that hinders her vision. But it soon emerged that her husband may have four wives—although it was doubtful the marriages were made official under French law. Interior Minister Brice Hortefeux wants to revoke the French citizenship of the driver's husband if he is found to be practicing polygamy. The man is also suspected of profiting from state subsidies for single women provided to each of the wives.

Authorities are looking into whether the Algerian-born Lies Hebbadj was married to four women in French civil ceremonies, which would be highly unlikely. Were he married in religious ceremonies by imams in Algeria or in France, these unions would not count as marriages under French law, said Rabah Hached, a Paris lawyer who specializes in immigration issues. In that case, each of the officially unmarried women could potentially receive state aid for her children.

For the attorney, the law may be on the side of the allegedly polygamous man.
"It's not forbidden to have a mistress," Hached said by telephone. While stressing he does not know details of the case, Hached said that "I strongly suspect this gentleman we're talking about is within his rights."

Hebbadj, defended his lifestyle Monday by turning the notion of polygamy on its head.

"If we are stripped of nationality, for having mistresses," Lies Hebbadj told reporters in Nantes, then "there would be a lot of French people stripped of nationality. As far as I know, mistresses are not forbidden, neither in France, nor in Islam."

I hope the prosecutor reads that last sentence. Islam forbids a Muslim man from having a mistress. The Quran is clear; a Muslim can only have sex with their spouse although Hadith allows Muslims to have sex with their slaves.

Which is better, to be a slave or a fornicator?

If the women testify, they will have to admit that they are his slaves or, admit that they have committed one of the worst crimes in Islam…illegal sex. And if that’s the case, then 3 of the wives and the husband should be tried again under a French Sharia court. Wouldn’t that be interesting? Lashings and stoning.


As for him, the Quran forbids Muslim men from taking secret wives, so he’s also off to the hellfire. If you live in France, maybe you could pass this on.

5:5 (Picktall) ‘…when ye give them their marriage portions and live with them in honor, not in fornication, nor taking them as secret concubines. Whoso denieth the faith, his work is vain and he will be among the losers in the Hereafter.
Loser.

I think every non Muslim country should have an Islamic scholar for the Infidel to consult with when radical Muslims try to abuse the laws of the Infidels.


And what do the scholars say about Muslim men who ask for financial support from the Infidels?

The Muslim should be keen to earn a living from halaal sources by working with his own hands. He should be the one who gives and spends, not the one who takes and asks, especially if he is asking for money in a kaafir (Infidel) state.

Abu Hurayrah saidThe Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “The best of charity is that which leaves you still independent of means, and the upper hand (the one that gives) is better than the lower hand (the one that receives), and start with those who are under your care.”

Non Muslims should strive to help Muslims be the best they can be by denying them free social services.

A Muslim asks a scholar

My wife is not beautiful!!
I have been married for a few years. During the first two years I was happy with my marriage and I loved my wife, but after that I started to feel that I disliked my wife. That is not because of religion, because she is religiously committed and has a good character, praise be to Allah. Rather it has to do with her beauty, because she is not beautiful enough to keep me chaste and make me lower my gaze.
I am afraid of mistreating her because I do not feel happy with her and sometimes I frown at her for no reason.

The problem is that I cannot marry another wife because I am not financially able. I thought of taking a loan in order to marry but then I would be living in poverty because of the loan.

I have thought a lot about divorcing her and letting her go in kindness and replacing her with another, but I have children from her and she loves me a lot. I have thought about this a great deal and it is disturbing my sleep, because I do not know what to do. What should I do, may Allah reward you.

And the scholar replies (short version)
Praise be to Allah.

The problem you have is not with regard to marrying a second wife, or divorcing your wife. The problem, as you mention, is a financial problem. So long as you are not able to marry another wife, then you should keep the wife with whom Allaah has blessed you.

Whenever you are able and have the financial means, and praise be to Allah that He has permitted plural marriage to you… In my opinion that is easier for a woman to bear than divorce, especially since you have children from her.

May Allaah help you, protect you and make you steadfast in following the path of goodness and truth.

I don’t think that would be his opinion if it was the wife who was looking for a better looking husband.


And this was just funny.

A Muslim asks a scholar

Should the bride and the groom both be present at the blessing of their marriage?
And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah.

If what is meant by “blessing” is the contract itself (‘aqd), then the groom and the guardian (wali) of the bride must both be present, because the ‘aqd can only be done with the proposal of the guardian and the acceptance of the groom.
But if what is meant by the “blessing” is the wedding party which is held on the occasion of the wedding, then it does not matter if the couple do not attend. Shaykh ‘Abd al-Kareem al-Khudayr
So, a bride doesn’t need to show up to sign the marriage contract and, neither the bride or groom has to attend the wedding, what about the wedding night?

According to scholars….

‘It is not obligatory for the man to have intercourse with his wife on the wedding night. They may delay that until the time that they choose’

And how often should that be?

Ibn Qudaamah al-Hanbali said: “Intercourse is a duty on the man, the husband should have intercourse with his wife – so long as he has no excuse’ and ‘so long as it does not weaken him physically or distract him from earning a living’.
 
I wonder if that ruling was after the invention of Viagra.
Ibn Qudaamah al-Hanbali said: “If he has a wife, he should spend one night in four with her, so long as he has no excuse.”
The other 6 nights he should sleep in the dog house…which of course, would be outside.
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Fatwa tells Muslims to Leave!....South Park rules!


Not all fatwa’s are freaky, some are fabulous!
This is my favourtite fatwa as it includes one of my favourite aya’s.
I’ve used this aya to shut down every Muslim who feels like an oppressed victim for not being able to go butt up at an airport or wear a Hijab to work or ALL things Sharia.
I hope you can use this fatwa and aya when you stand up for your rights. Pass this on, you never know when it will come in handy….but it will!

A Muslim asks a scholar


A man has become Muslim and he loves Islam and its people, and hates shirk and its people. But he has stayed in his country whose people hate Islam and wage war against it and fights the Muslims. It is too hard for him to leave his homeland so he has not migrated. What is the ruling on that?
And the scholar replies


Praise be to Allaah.

It is haraam (forbidden) for this man to stay in this land, and he must migrate. If he does not do that then let him await the punishment of Allaah, as Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning): This is from the Quran;
4:97 “Verily, as for those whom the angels take (in death) while they are wronging themselves (as they stayed among the disbelievers even though emigration was obligatory for them), they (angels) say (to them): ‘In what (condition) were you?’ They reply: ‘We were weak and oppressed on the earth.’ They (angels) say: ‘Was not the earth of Allaah spacious enough for you to emigrate therein?’ Such men will find their abode in Hell — what an evil destination!
If this man is able to migrate, then he must migrate to a Muslim country, then the love of the country from which he migrated will disappear from him heart and he will come to love the Muslim land. But if he cannot leave a land that is fighting Islam and its people just because it is his first homeland, this is haraam and it is not permissible for him to stay there…’

From Majmoo’ Fataawa Ibn ‘Uthaymeen (may Allaah have mercy on him), 3/32

Don’t you think we should be reminding all Muslims of this command from Allah? Living with the Infidels will send them to hell. Help an oppressed Muslim out…buy a ticket to Iran and ship them off. It’s the right thing to do.


A Muslim asks a scholar

I have been advised by several Muslims who are knowledgable in Islam against living in a kaffir country (America). I am an American/Arab who has lived in America all my life, but for a few months now, was living in arabic country , however things are getting hard for me to continue living here (lack of income, housing etc) and am considering going back to America, also another strong reason is that the Health care system is better and free for my wife who is ill. Please give me as much a detailed answer from the hadith and quran as you can as I don't know for sure if I should strive to continue living here or go back to America regarding Islam.

And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah.
The basic principle is that it is haraam to settle among the mushrikeen and in their land. A Muslim should not prefer that which is inferior [i.e., living in a non-Muslim country] to that which is better [living in a Muslim country] unless he has an excuse which permits him to go back.

We advise you, as others have, not to go and live in a kaafir country, unless you are forced to go there temporarily, such as seeking medical treatment that is not readily available in a Muslim country.
Loving the enemies of Allaah is one of the most serious dangers for the Muslim, because loving them implies that one agrees with them and follows them, or at the very least that one does not denounce them, hence the Prophet said, “Whoever loves a people is one of them.”

4:97 “Verily, as for those whom the angels take (in death) while they are wronging themselves (as they stayed among the disbelievers even though emigration was obligatory for them), they (angels) say (to them): ‘In what (condition) were you?’ They reply: ‘We were weak and oppressed on the earth.’ They (angels) say: ‘Was not the earth of Allaah spacious enough for you to emigrate therein?’ Such men will find their abode in Hell — what an evil destination!
To win any debate with Muslims living with Infidels, just get them to admit they are being oppressed, then help them out….out of the country.
A Muslim asks a scholar

Is it permissible to eat croissant, which is a type of bread that looks like a crescent? The story of croissant is that a Christian baker shaped it like a crescent, celebrating the defeat of the Ottoman Empire in some battle.

And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah.
Some Arabic and non-Arabic sources state that this bread was made in the shape of a crescent – the symbol of the Ottoman state – to celebrate the defeat of the Ottoman army at the battle of Vienna at the hands of the Polish army. One of the bakers was the cause of this defeat, as he heard the sound of the Muslims digging to reach the fortified city, so he told the emperor who hastened to prepare a trap for the Muslims, which led to their defeat. That was in 1683 CE.

There is no way to confirm whether the shape of the croissant that is made today is the same as the shape that was made by the Polish baker in 1683 CE. Nowadays it does not even remotely resemble a crescent.
With regard to the sharia ruling on eating this bread, we do not think there is anything wrong with it, in sha Allaah. It is basically halaal in terms of its substance and components, but if alcohol is used in the dough then it is haraam…’


And Allaah knows best.





In support of South Park…their Creator did not show Muhammad in a bear suit. Instead, their Creator showed him as a censor sign—that was silent. Not seen, not heard…just like Muslim women. Subliminal message? Brilliant!

Sexy Women Cause Earthquakes in Iran...?


A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported on Saturday.
"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Friday prayers in Tehran.

"Calamities are the result of people's deeds," he was quoted as saying by reformist Aftab-e Yazd newspaper. "We have no way but conform to Islam to ward off dangers."
The Islamic dress code is mandatory in Iran, which has been under clerical rule for more than three decades.
Every post-pubescent woman regardless of her religion or nationality must cover her hair and bodily contours in public. Offenders face punishment and fine.
But this has not stopped urban women from appearing in the streets wearing tight coats and flimsy headscarves and layers of skilfully applied makeup.
Iran is prone to frequent quakes, many of which have been devastating.

The worst in recent times hit the southern city of Bam in December 2003, killing 31,000 people - about a quarter of the population - and destroying its ancient mud-built citadel.


Personally, I think it's all those heads hitting the ground 5 times a day.
I feel the earth move under my feet... still laughing


Friday's Freaky Fatwa--WARNING TO OUR MILITARY


FATWA tells Muslims to STEAL MILITARY SECRETS

A Muslim asks a scholar
What is the ruling on Muslims serving in the military of non Muslim country?

And the scholar replies

'.....it may be advantageous for Muslims to work in these armies so as to learn their secrets and be aware of their potential evil. In other words, if working in these armies could be of benefit, it may be permissible...'

This fatwa came from a world wide fatwa data base. Yes, there really is such a thing. The rest of this fatwa is below along with supporting fatwa's that also tell Mulims not to salute the Flag.

Non Muslims reading these fatwa’s will be justifiably outraged. You simply can not give out dangerous and illegal fatwa’s and not expect disastrous results.

9:107 And there are those who put up a mosque by way of mischief and infidelity - to disunite the Believers - and in preparation for one who warred against Allah and His Messenger aforetime. They will indeed swear that their intention is nothing but good; But Allah doth declare that they are certainly liars.
And I'm declaring them criminals.
The following are some very disturbing fatwa's dealing with Muslims in the Military...a Non Muslim Military. I find these fatwa's to be dangerous

A Muslim asks a scholar

What is the ruling on Muslims serving in the military of non Muslim country?
What is the evidence for its permissibility or prohibition?And lastly, what is the status of a Muslim working to help those in the military to fulfill their obligations to Allaah while serving in the Army, Navy, or whatever?

And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah.

Military matters are problematic, because they involve helping these kuffaar to wage war against the Muslims or those who have entered into a treaty with the Muslims.

If no such thing is involved, it may be advantageous for Muslims to work in these armies so as to learn their secrets and be aware of their potential evil. In other words, if working in these armies could be of benefit, it may be permissible , otherwise it is not allowed.”
Muhammad ibn Saalih al-‘Uthaymeen

The advice is to tell Muslims to enlist in the Military so they can steal Military secrets then give them to the enemy. This is insane, illegal and dangerous to our Military. Is it their intent to put Military personal at risk? Not to trust a Muslim in uniform?

This is a serious issue. For a Muslim who is already in the Military, reading this fatwa could lead to another Fort Hood shooting, which was committed by a confused Muslim who killed 13 people, all Non Muslims.
And there is reason for me to believe that this fatwa or one similar-- influenced this killer.

A Muslim asks a scholar

I work in the army of a non-Muslim state, and there are wars between them and the Muslims. What is the ruling if they send me with a division of this army to wage war against the Muslims? As a Muslim, my feelings are that I never want to fight against Muslims in any war. What should I do? What is the ruling if I go…?

And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah.
If you are sent to wage war against the Muslims, then it is not permissible for you to take part at all. Helping the kaafirs against the Muslims is a form of major kufr which puts one beyond the pale of Islam. Allaah says concerning one who supports the mushrikeen (interpretation of the meaning):

“And if any amongst you takes them (as Awliyaa’ friends), then surely, he is one of them” Quran 5:51

With regard to how you may get out of this situation, and what excuse you can give to get out of this dilemma if it happens, we ask Allaah to help you, and we suggest that you consult some Muslims who have relevant knowledge or experience.

We want to emphasize to you the necessity of finding other employment and of leaving service in the army of the kaafirs, because that implies helping them, strengthening them and increasing the numbers of their fighters and supporters
– unless your work can bring some benefits to the Muslims, such as giving information and secrets of the kaafirs to the Muslims so as to help the Muslims,

or if your work is purely da’wah, such as giving khutbahs and leading prayers for the Muslims in the kaafir army whilst also advising them to avoid any work that will strengthen the kaafirs.

We ask Allaah to keep you safe from temptation and to give you a good end in this world and in the Hereafter.
Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid
These are serious and dangerous fatwa’s! And they are directed at our American Military men and women.

A Muslim asks a scholar

Why dont Muslims stand for the flag salute?

And the scholar replies

Veneration is something that is due only to the Lord, may He be glorified and exalted, and the created being should not humble himself before anyone except the Creator, may He be glorified and exalted. And Allaah knows best. Written by al-Khudayri fatwa number 6484

Standing while saluting the flag does not change your religion…it’s a flag!

Muslims come to these scholars for guidance and instead of giving them useful advice, they prepare them for life in the 7th century.....or prison.


All the Zionists that ever lived--couldn’t do any worse to Muslims than what these scholars have done….and they’re not done!
Next fatwa

A Muslim asks a scholar

What is the ruling on standing when the national anthem is played, or when the flag is saluted?

The scholars replied

The scholars of the Standing Committee were asked: Is it permissible to stand to show respect to any national anthem or flag?

It is not permissible for the Muslim to stand out of respect for any national anthem or flag, rather this is a reprehensible innovation which was not known at the time of the Messenger of Allaah or at the time of the Rightly-Guided Caliphs, and it is contrary to perfect Tawheed and sincere veneration of Allaah alone.

It is also a means that leads to shirk and is an imitation of the kuffaar in their reprehensible customs, and following them in their exaggeration about their presidents and in their ceremonies. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) forbade imitating them. Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah

This fatwa furthers the stereotype of Muslims as arrogant, disruptive, deceptive, violent and disrespectful and backward.

You don’t know how many Muslim will be struck with S.J.S. (Sudden Jihad Syndrome) because of these fatwa’s.

But I want these Islamic scholars to be held accountable.

And by the way, Computers weren’t known at time of the Rightly Guided Caliphs, either… (most of who were murdered)...and many Muslims are oppressed by their own leaders, not by us.
4:75 And why should ye not fight in the cause of Allah and of those who, being weak, are ill-treated and oppressed- Men, women, and children, whose cry is: "Our Lord! Rescue us from this town, whose people are oppressors; and raise for us from thee one who will protect; and raise for us from thee one who will help!"

Next fatwa

A Muslim asks a scholar

What is the ruling on working as a doctor in the army of the kuffaar who are not in a state of war with the Muslims?army, he is a Muslim working in America.”
And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah.
We put this question to Shaykh Muhammad ibn Saalih al-‘Uthaymeen, may Allaah preserve him, with whom we had a conversation which is summarized below:

**Now-- this is the whole conversation between a curious Muslim and the scholar. Read it carefully.

“This questioner says, 'I work in a place where the soldiers are not fighting the Muslims. But it is possible that some of the army may be fighting them in other places, and it is possible that we may be involved in such fighting in the future, but the military bases where I work now are not involved in fighting against the Muslims.’

Shaykh: “But is this nation (in which this army is) one of those who are fighting the Muslims?”

“The questioner is working for the American army, he is a Muslim working in America.”

Shaykh: “Allaah, may He be glorified and exalted, says (interpretation of the meaning):
‘Allaah does not forbid you to deal justly and kindly with those who fought not against you on account of religion and did not drive you out of your homes. Verily, Allaah loves those who deal with equity.’ Quran 60:8.”

- “And what if they are not driving us out of our homes, but they are helping others to do so, as mentioned in the next aayah?”

Shaykh: “ ‘It is only as regards those who fought you on account of religion, and have driven you out of your homes, and helped to drive you out, that Allaah forbids you to befriend them…’ [Quran 60:9 – interpretation of the meaning].”

- “So if it is clear to him that these people are helping to drive us out of our homes, for example, would working for them for a salary come under the just and kind treatment mentioned in the aayah?”

Shaykh: “No doubt it does come under that heading.”

- “Even if you are working for money and not as a volunteer?”

Shaykh: “Yes, but they are benefitting from it.”

- “So how may we sum up your answer?”

Shaykh: “This is not permissible unless the nation in whose army he is working is not fighting the Muslims.”

- “And not driving them out of their homes or helping others to do so?”

Shaykh: “Yes.”
And Allaah knows best. Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid

Is this sheikh being driven out of his home in this conversation? No. Was the home of the Muslim questioner being driven out of his home? No. Are they being driven out of their homes due to their religion? No. But do you notice how the word 'our' was changed to 'their' to promote an agenda?

5:13 Then, for having broken their solemn pledge, We rejected them and caused their hearts to harden-[so that now] they distort the meaning of the words, taking them out of their context; and they have forgotten much of what they had been told to bear in mind; and from all but a few of them thou wilt always experience treachery. But pardon them, and forbear: verily, God loves the doers of good.

I don't think we should pardon them. I think these scholars should be looking at criminal charges.

When Muslims live in Non Muslim lands they find many good Christians and Jews who pray and give charity and do good deeds, even to Muslims, hiring them for Military positions that pay well and offer great benefits.

33:35 For Muslim men and women,- for believing men and women, for devout men and women, for true men and women, for men and women who are patient and constant, for men and women who humble themselves, for men and women who give in charity, for men and women who fast (and deny themselves), for men and women who guard their chastity, and for men and women who engage much in Allah's praise,- for them has Allah prepared forgiveness and great reward
There are a lot of Non Muslims on that list. Living in non Muslim lands is a charity given to Muslims and Allah loves those who are charitable. Western countries are the most generous when it comes to charity.

5:69 Those who believe (in the Qur'an), those who follow the Jewish (scriptures), and the Sabians and the Christians,- any who believe in Allah and the Last Day, and work righteousness,- on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve

41:34 The good deed and the evil deed are not alike. Repel the evil deed with one which is better, then lo! he, between whom and thee there was enmity (will become) as though he was a bosom friend60:7 It may be that Allah will ordain love between you and those of them with whom ye are at enmity. Allah is Mighty, and Allah is Forgiving, Merciful

But these scholars ONLY tell Muslims that Christians and Jews are NOT to be trusted. I pulled out verses that could have--should have been used. These next few verses are amusing.

9:97 The Arabs of the desert are the worst in Unbelief and hypocrisy, and most fitted to be in ignorance of the command which Allah hath sent down to His Messenger. But Allah is All-knowing, All-Wise

9:101 Certain of the desert arabs round about you are hypocrites, as well as (desert arabs) among the Medina folk: they are obstinate in hypocrisy: thou knowest them not: We know them: twice shall We punish them: and in addition shall they be sent to a grievous penalty.
Well, Allah can punish them twice, but I think they should be punished everytime they issue a fatwa that puts our Military men and women in harms way.
Islamic scholars issue fatwas and pass them on to the imams and then-- to Muslims. I’ve just listed a few of the dangerous fatwa’s specific to the Military. But there are thousands of others, all bad. They have to go.


I sent these so called scholars an email similar to this post and I did use the Quran as my stick. Beat them with their own texts. I demanded that they remove all fatwas that could endanger our Military personel and to quit making muslims stupid. Obviously, they need new scholars to show that Islam does not need to be a religion for the mentally challenged.


I’m issuing a fatwa now. There will be no more fatwa’s that make Muslims look stupid, act violent or cause suspicion or mischief. They will be reported to the authorities.

2:11-12 "When it is said to them: "Make not mischief on the earth," they say: "Why, we only Want to make peace!" Of a surety, they are the ones who make mischief, but they realise (it) not."

But they realize (it) not.

2:224 And make not Allah's name an excuse in your oaths against doing good, or acting rightly, or making peace between persons; for Allah is One Who heareth and knoweth all things..
I left in these particular verses to show that these scholars could have issued a fatwa that would not put anyone in danger. If Muslims feel compelled to follow the Quran, they can follow the more acceptable messages that lead to peace. But these scholars seem to be looking for a fight, a challenge. I'm up for it.

And if I need help, I will ask for help...and for back up...and someone will have my back...right :D

Az Zaqqum Islamic scholar for the Infidel!
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Friday's Freaky Fatwa--Don't Tread on Me!



The scholars of the Standing Committee were asked: Is it permissible to stand to show respect to any national anthem or flag?

They replied:

It is not permissible for the Muslim to stand out of respect for any national anthem or flag, rather this is a reprehensible innovation which was not known at the time of the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) or at the time of the Rightly-Guided Caliphs (may Allaah be pleased with them), and it is contrary to perfect Tawheed and sincere veneration of Allaah alone.

It is also a means that leads to shirk and is an imitation of the kuffaar in their reprehensible customs, and following them in their exaggeration about their presidents and in their ceremonies. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) forbade imitating them.

And Allaah is the Source of strength; may Allaah send blessings and peace upon our Prophet Muhammad and his family and companions. End quote.

Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah (1/235).

And Allaah knows best.

And the scholars knows best on how to get a Muslim beat up! This is crap with no verification from the Quran. The intention of this fatwa is singular; it is to cause problems with Muslims and Non Muslims.


Quran 2:85; Allaah intends for you ease, and He does not want to make things difficult for you…


But there are many Muslims who want to make things difficult for everyone and al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah and the other ‘standing scholars are at the root of the problem. This is a western website giving this terrible advice to Muslims seeking answers.
And btw al-idiot, after Muhammad died, his companions killed off his family, so quit acting like they were great men…most of them were killed off by their own.
As the Islamic Scholar for the Infidel, I have sent a written complaint to this low life scholar of shirk to demand a retraction of this fatwa on the grounds that it is wrong and offensive and it’s only purpose is to piss off Non Muslims. Feel free to do the same.

webmaster@islamqa.com

We might not be able to fight along side our soldiers but we can fight Islamists here in our countries and we can let them know...the pen is mightier than the sword.


Thomas Jefferson in 1796 sent a letter to Thomas Paine in which he wrote: "Go on doing with your pen what in other times was done with the sword."

If you object to this Freaky Fkd-up Fatwa---fight with your pen..or keyboard.

Mohammad and Easter

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Friday's Freaky Fatwa-- Hairy Sex

Why do some women convert/revert to Islam?
Perhaps they believe Muslim hair has orgasms. The hair of a Muslim woman is considered part of her ‘awrah’.

The Encyclopedia of Islam defines ‘awrah’ (pudendum) as “the external genitals, especially of the female“. Often used in the plural. Because of this belief, women are severely restricted in fear that they will cause illegal sex….and her hair may have an accidental orgasm.

Sharia law insists that Muslims pray 5 times a day and to wash themselves completely before each prayer, if they had sex. Either Muslims are having crazy ‘hair sex’ or the hair of a Muslim women really does have orgasms.

Fatwa on washing a Muslim woman’s hair after sex.

A Muslim woman asks a scholar;

Is it a must to wash your hair after intercourse to be considered clean?

And the scholar replies;

Praise be to Allah.
Washing the hair when doing ghusl (full body cleansing) after having intercourse is obligatory.
Because
Narrated by ‘Aiesha: “When the Messenger of Allah did ghusl (full body cleansing) after having intercourse, he would start by washing his hands, then he would pour water with his right hand onto his left hand and wash his private parts, then he would clean himself’ as for prayer, he would take the water and put his fingers in his hair till he reached the roots, and when he saw that the water had reached the roots, he would pour water over his head three times. Then he poured water over the rest of his body, then he washed his feet.”

The Hadith does not mention that Aiesha did the same…but

Um Salamah, asked the prophet: ‘O Messenger of Allah, I am a woman who braids her hair, should I undo it to do ghusl (full body cleansing) after having intercourse and after my period?’ He said, ‘No. It is enough for you to pour water on your head three times.’” The Messenger explained that it is not obligatory to undo them every time, because this is too difficult, especially in the case of ghusl (full body cleansing) after intercourse.
If you see a Muslim woman with a wet head, you know what she was doing earlier...

But, Aiesha heard that Umar was commanding women to undo their braids when they did ghusl. She said, ‘This is very strange on the part of Ibn ‘Umar! He is telling women to undo their braids when they do ghusl – why doesn’t he tell them to shave their heads?
Aiesha knew that Umar was an asshole.

She continued with; the Messenger of Allah and I used to do ghusl using one vessel, and I never did more than pour water on my head three times.’
Keep it simple.

I still don’t know how their hair becomes impure after sex-- unless the husband is having sex with her hair…..you know, to give it an orgasm.

But the scholars differ on the Fatwa regarding this. Some scholars said that it is obligatory for women to undo their braids when doing ghusl after their periods, but not when doing ghusl after having intercourse.

The difference between the two is obviously that ghusl after intercourse is done frequently, and it would be too difficult for a woman to undo her braids in the morning and put them back in the evening or vice versa, but ghusl following one’s period is usually done only once a month, so it is easy for a woman to undo her braids for this purpose. And Allah knows best.
Allah doesn’t mention any of this.

A Muslim asks a scholar;

We have a sister in Islam who is suffering from hair loss and the doctor asked her not to wash it with water except once a week, with the medicine, for three months. How should she purify herself in the case of janaabah (after sexual intercourse)?.

And the scholar replies;

Praise be to Allaah.
What is required in ghusl after sexual intercourse is to wash the entire body with water, including the hair and its roots. If using water will harm her and lead to her hair falling out, then she should do tayammum and wash the rest of her body, because Allah says in aya 5:6. “But if you are ill or on a journey, or any of you comes after answering the call of nature, or you have been in contact with women (sexual intercourse), and you find no water, then clean yourself with Tayammum (clean earth…yes that’s right, clean dirt).
This verse indicates that the sick person who will be harmed or his recovery delayed by using water should do tayammum. “
She’s already sick.

Shaykh Ibn Baaz was asked:

I am a married woman and I am sick with an allergy in my chest, and I suffer from this condition throughout the year. How should I pray? Can I do ghusl without washing my head, and wiping it only? Please note that I get this problem when I wash my head several times a week, and I often do not pray because I am unable to wash my head and can only wipe it. Please note that I am a teacher and I go out to work every day, and if I go outside after having a shower I fall sick.

He replied:
If you will be harmed by washing your head in the case of janaabah (after sex) and following menses, it will suffice to wipe it and do tayammum (wash with clean dirt) too, because Allah says: “So keep your duty to Allah and fear Him as much as you can” 64:16.
This is taken out of context as 64;16 speaks of giving charity not washing with dirt. Dumb scholar.

But he continued his with…It should be noted that some women exaggerate their fear about hair loss. It is essential that the hair loss should be a real sickness and not just something imagined or feared, in order for a woman to be allowed the concession of not washing her hair and wiping it and doing tayammum (cleaning with clean earth) instead.
Personally, I'd have fear of the clean dirt.

A Muslim asks a scholar;

How should a person do tayammum (clean themselves with clean earth) if he cannot find water or if he cannot use water?

And the scholar replies;

Praise be to Allah.
Al-Bukhaari narrated it in a number of hadith. One of these says: “ ‘It would have been sufficient for you to do this’ – then he struck the palms of his hands on the ground, then dusted them off, then wiped the back of each hand with the other, then he wiped his face with his hands.”
because
Abu Dawood narrated it with this version says: “He struck his hands on the ground and dusted them off, then he struck his right hand with his left hand, and his left hand with his right hand, then he wiped his face.”
So
Based on this, the way in which tayammum (clean earth) is done is to strike the ground once with the palms of the hands, then wipe the back of the right hand with the palm of the left, and the back of the left hand with the palm of the right, then wipe the face with both hands.
And Allah knows best.
After reading all the scholarly advice, I don't think I want my hair to have an orgasm.

A Muslim asks a scholar;

When I was having an argument with one of my relatives, I uttered the words, “I am a Infidel” and I slapped myself on the face. Please note that I regret what happened and I need direction and guidance. What is the religious ruling on this case?

And the Scholar replies;

You should realize that you have fallen into the worst and most abhorrent of sins, which is the sin of the Infidel (disbelief) and apostasy, Allah forbid
With regard to slapping the face, it is narrated that Muhammad said: “He is not one of us who slaps his cheeks,..” This indicates that slapping the cheeks is a major sin.
Not major enough to have made it into the Quran...but made me laugh.

A Muslim asks a scholar;

In some foreign countries – kaafir countries – there is the well-known custom of April Fool, which happens of the first day of April. Some Muslims are imitating them in this, thinking that it is permissible to tell lies on this day… what is your opinion on this belief and on this custom?

And the scholar replies;

Praise be to Allaah.
It is permissible to imitate the kuffaar and to be like them if they do things or invent things that you like, because the Prophet said: “Whoever imitates the good things of a people is one of them.”
April fool! April fool is not allowed.

Here is the real scholars advice

Lying is not permissible at all, at any time. And it is not permissible to imitate the kuffaar and to be like them, on this day or on any other, because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever imitates a people is one of them.”
But if they really believed this, either are computers or other ‘vain desires of the kuffaar’...like the internet and cell phones.

A Muslim asks a scholar;

Is it true that anyone who does not accept that kuffaar are kuffaar is a kaafir himself?

And the scholar replies;

Praise be to Allah
Yes, this is correct
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Honest, I didn’t make that up!  I don't make up any of these fatwa's or the answers.  I'm not that creative.