Friday Freaky Fatwa...Girls just wanna have fun

A Muslim asks a scholar

Can we take part in non-Muslim celebration only so that they might be attracted to our celebrations too?

And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah.

If these celebrations are the festivals of the kuffaar and mushrikeen, it is not permissible to take part in those innovated festivals, because doing so implies helping them to commit sin and transgression. Taking part in their festivals also involves imitating the kuffaar, which is forbidden in Islam. The Prophet said: “Whoever imitates a people is one of them.” (Reported by Abu Dawood). ‘Umar used to say: “Avoid the enemies of Allaah during their festivals.'

Holy hadith!  Talk about paranoid!  Hey--Not Everyone IS your enemie!  But it seems this scholar would like you to believe that, but the Quran says;
2:83 '..and be good to parents and to kindred and to orphans and the needy, and speak kindly to mankind; and establish worship and pay the poor due..'

If what is referred to is accepting an invitation to a meal, for example, and there is nothing involved that is forbidden in Islam, such as mixing of men and women, or foods forbidden by Allaah such as wine and pork, or dancing and music and so on, and this participation does not imply that one loves these kuffaar, then there is nothing wrong with accepting their invitation. He should try to convey the message of Islam to them. The Prophet accepted the invitation of some of the Jews.
And Allaah knows best.
Well, if Allah knows best, why are you following these screwed up, misguided, lying scholars? If you follow a liar you become a liar, when you repeat what a liar says, you cause more mischief. Because, whoever imitates a people is one of them…so says someone who said someone else said Muhammad told them so. But that’s not what the Quran says. It tells believers;

49:11 O you who have believed, avoid much negative assumption. Indeed, some assumption is sin.
And do not spy or backbite each other. Would one of you like to eat the flesh of his brother when dead? You would detest it. And fear Allah ; indeed, Allah is Accepting of repentance and Merciful

Keep in mind, the desert Arabs were the last ones to receive the message of ONE God. This is not a new religion. So, stop using the selective, dying language of the desert Arabs. You do not believe in Islam, you believe in submitting to ONE God. Others believed long before you and they have welcomed you into their countries and shared with you their technology, sciences and health care.
Indeed you receive benefits from those who received the message before you.
And this is the how you want to treat them?

If someone said that someone else said, that another had heard that Muhammad partied with the Jews, get your party on and enjoy. Just mind your manners, keep your hands in your pockets and lower your gaze.

49:10 The believers are but brothers, so make settlement between your brothers. And fear Allah that you may receive mercy
Got that? That’s what Allah says, not some funky, lying wing nut.  Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid

A Non Muslim asks a scholar

I would be most grateful for your help with the following issue.

My daughter is a Christian (Woman of the Book) and she would like to marry a Muslim man and she does not want to change her religion.

They are both living in Singapore and I have been told that in Singapore because the Muslim relogion is not the dominant religion he cannot marry her unless she becomes a Muslim. Is this the case? If it is not, can they both be married in a Muslim wedding service even if my daughter remains a Christian and could the Muslim man also take part in a Christian wedding service after he has been married according to the Muslim tradition.

I am sorry to submit such a long question but this issue is causing considerable difficulties in our family and I would like to have the correct Muslim law on this issue so I can resolve the problem with the least upset to all. I thank you in anticipation.

And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah.

Islam does not prevent marriage to a Christian woman if she is chaste. Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):
5:5 “This day [all] good foods have been made lawful, and the food of those who were given the Scripture is lawful for you and your food is lawful for them. And [lawful in marriage are] chaste women from among the believers and chaste women from among those who were given the Scripture before you, when you have given them their due compensation, desiring chastity, not unlawful sexual intercourse or taking secret lovers. And whoever denies the faith - his work has become worthless, and he, in the Hereafter, will be among the losers.

What is meant by chaste women is that they are free (not slaves) and chaste (not loose or immoral).
What a loser! And he won’t shut up, he makes it worse…..

But if a woman is not chaste, and she has boyfriends or lovers with whom she is intimate, then Islam forbids marriage to her, whether she is a Muslim or a woman from among the People of the Book, just as it forbids marriage to a man who has girlfriends or lovers, to protect married life from collapse and to protect against mixing of lineages and to avoid causes of dispute, accusation and suspicion.
This is NOT what the Quran says. The Quran says, one who has had sex must marry someone else who has had sex. And a virgin must marry a virgin. And, this has nothing to do with her question and I doubt she’s feeling the love….as he continues….

With regard to the Muslim husband attending marriage parties according to the Christian tradition, this is not permissible because there will be many things in these celebrations that are forbidden in Islam, such as free mixing between men and women, listening to music, drinking alcohol, dancing etc.

In the hadith the Prophet said: “Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day, let him not sit at a table where wine is being drunk.” Narrated by WTFC…(who the fk cares)

I would like to tell this woman that the scholar is a liar. Allah does not forbid men and women from mixing together, the Quran does not forbid music, the Quran does not forbid alcohol or dancing. And I challenge this miserable scholar to 2:23 bring forth your witnesses and...
4:135 O ye who believe! stand out firmly for justice, as witnesses to Allah, even as against yourselves, or your parents, or your kin, and whether it be against rich or poor: for Allah can best protect both. Follow not the lusts, lest ye swerve, and if ye distort justice or decline to do justice, verily Allah is well- acquainted with all that ye do

We thank you for your noble feelings and this good attitude and your keenness to ask about the Islamic rulings on this matter.
Oh like Hellfire! What was written was done so by a man who believes he is Allah. He does not speak the truth and his only goal is to cause misery. May he be well fed by my fruit!

And he ends with…

We ask Allaah to help you and guide you to the religion of Islam. Praise be to Allaah, the Lord of the Worlds.
Dumbass. I would like to give him an excuse, like, maybe he can’t read, or maybe he is mentally challenged. But I can’t. The Mother of the bride is obviously a Christian and wants a happy wedding. The idiot scholar just screwed that up by spreading lies! More fruit!!

A Muslim asks a scholar

Is it permitted for women to wear make up even if they do not contain any animal derived or alcohol ingredients?

And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah.

Making herself beautiful for her husband is one of the things that a woman should do. The more beautiful a woman looks for her husband, the more that will make him love her and that will create harmony between them. This is one of the objectives of sharee’ah, so if the makeup makes her look more beautiful and does not harm her, there is nothing wrong with that.
Ah, so by wearing make-up he won’t cheat on her, he will lower his gaze and not want to find other wives?

But I have heard that make-up can damage the skin of the face and change it in ways that make it look ugly and age the skin prematurely. I hope that women will ask their doctors about that, and if it is proven, then using make-up will be deemed to be either haraam or makrooh at the very least, because everything that causes deformity or makes a person ugly is either haraam or makrooh.
What he means is….use the cosmetics of the Christians and Jews as they have made cosmetics safe.

I would like to use this opportunity to discuss nail polish, (Why I ask?) which forms a layer on the nails. It is not permissible to use this if a woman is praying, because it prevents the water from reaching the nails when doing wudoo’ or ghusl, and it is not permissible to use anything that will prevent water from reaching the skin or nails when doing wudoo’ or ghusl. Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):
5:56 “wash your faces and your hands up to the elbows…”
Hmmm…not seeing the word nails here, or fingers…or thumbs. Yep, he be a liar. More fruit!

So if a woman is wearing nail-polish which prevents water from reaching her nails, then she is not really washing her hands, which means that she has omitted one of the obligatory parts of wudoo’ and ghusl. But if she is not praying, there is nothing wrong with her using it, unless this action is one of the unique characteristics of kaafir woman, in which case it is not permissible because it involves imitating them.
Never ask a straight man about make-up. The ancient Chinese, Egyptians and Inca stained their nails. They believed in many, many gods. They are considered idolaters. Wearing any kind of make up or nail polish would be imitating the ancient dead folk. So his advice is not only useless it’s stupid.

And Allah knows best.
So girls, get your colour on :D

A Muslim asks a scholar

I've been wondering about what I've heard some Muslims say about women going out, that they have to have some legitimate purpose to go out.Would going out for things that serve little purpose (like halal entertainment of some sort) as long as the woman wore the proper hijab?I and another muslim girl differ on this.

And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah.
Islam came to protect women and their honour, and prescribed rulings that take care of that. Allah says (interpretation of the meaning):

33:33 “And stay in your houses”
Silly scholar, tricks are for kids. This verse was for the WIVES of Muhammad! ....and they’re all dead.

Girls, read all the words as many of these scholars are easily frightened by women and they WILL lie to you! Yes, the Quran did come to protect women because the desert Arabs were the worst of the worst! 9:97

Based on this, the general principle is that women should stay at home and not go out except for essential reasons or cases of need. Islam states that a woman’s prayer at home is better for her than her prayer in the mosque – even al-Masjid al-Haraam.
Another load of crap. Did Khadija stay home? Nope. She had a business to run. The Quran tells women to dress in modesty and not attract attention to yourself. And you are not to be prevented in attending services at the mosque. However, if the Imam at the mosque preaches like that scholar, stay the Hellfire away….as Muhammad says…those who imitate bad guys becomes one.

This does not mean that women have to remain prisoners in the house. Islam permits them to go to the mosque, and has made Hajj and ‘Umrah, Eid prayers, etc. obligatory for them. Among the kinds of going out that are prescribed are her going to visit her family and mahrams, and going out to ask religious questions from people of knowledge. Women are also permitted to go out for their own needs, but all of this has to be within the limits and conditions set out in sharia, such as being accompanied by a mahram when she travels, or being assured that her route is safe when she moves about in her own city or locality. She should also go out wearing complete hijaab, and she should not be wearing make-up, adornments or perfume.
Really? Sharia? Sharia are man-made laws designed to take all the fun out of life and keep you living in fear and oppression. Sharia is the main reason Muslims want to flee from Sharia run countries.
Allah wants you to enjoy life and to have fun. Just don’t get stupid.

7;26 O children of Adam, We have bestowed upon you clothing to conceal your private parts and as adornment. But the clothing of righteousness - that is best. That is from the signs of Allah that perhaps they will remember
Cover your privates. Your arms are not a genital. Neither is your hair.

7;31 O children of Adam, take your adornment at every masjid, and eat and drink, but be not excessive. Indeed, He likes not those who commit excess
Everything in moderation.

16;8 And He created the horses, mules and donkeys for you to ride and [as] adornment. And He creates that which you do not know.
So driving a 67 Mustang is halal…allowed, or any car with 'horse' power.

A number of texts have been narrated concerning this, including the following:

Ibn ‘Umar reported that the Prophet said: “If the wife of any one of you asks for permission to go to the mosque, do not stop her.” Narrated by al-Bukhari
If you’ve been reading my blog you know that Bukhari was an unbeliever. He believed in dreams and fortune tellers. Haram to his ham!

But this Hadith shows how bad these desert Arabs truly were! Their wives were their property. And sadly it is Sharia that rules the believers.

Jaabir ibn ‘Abd-Allaah said: my maternal aunt got divorced and wanted to go and pick some fruit from her trees. A man told her off for going out, so she went to the Prophet, and he said, “Never mind, go and pick the fruit from your trees. Maybe you will be able to give it in charity or do something good with it.” Narrated by Muslim
Hmm….why post this Hadith? Oh right, to show how bad the desert Arabs were.

The entertainment referred to in the question may involve mixing or looking at strangers (non-mahram men), or travelling without a mahram, or many things that are of no benefit. So you have to be cautious and make sure that the entertainment really is permissible and halaal, and free of any haraam things that would earn the punishment of Allah.
I know what’s on the forbidden list by heart, and none of this is on the list.

If a woman goes out to a place where there is nothing haraam going on and she does not go out too frequently, there is nothing wrong with this. We ask Allaah to protect us, keep us chaste and make our commitment to religion good and strong. May Allaah bless our Prophet Muhammad
That last comment is shirk. The Quran says not to put one prophet above another.
For some un-godly reason, these fake scholars want to take the fun out of life, especially for girls. Many Sharia Muslims believe girls can’t be trusted –so- no fun for them. The real irony here is, Muhammad was way more cool than these scholars, and way more trusting than his companions. You’ve read the Hadith of Aiesha racing him on horseback, You’ve read the Hadith of his favourite wife, Khadija. These scholars act more like the perverted companions, and worse, they believe all men are as perverted and rotten as the first believers.

As he said to ‘Aiesha: “Were it not that your people have only recently left Jaahiliyyah (ignorance) behind, I would have demolished the Ka’bah and given it two doors.”
In this case he left what was better for the sake of harmony and softening hearts.
This Hadith clearly shows that Muhammad sought harmony not division. I don’t think Muhammad would have liked these scholars.

‘Imraan ibn Hittaan was one of ahl al-Sunnah (Sunni), and he married a Khaariji woman in order to set her straight, but then he ended up becoming one of the leaders of the Khawaarij.
Now that’s funny!

Imrran ibn Hittan found out that....



And to all that believe that life can be Happy...Have a Happy New Year!
Have fun and be safe!

Selective Arabic words

Man divorces wife by SMS
By Staff Published Saturday, December 25, 2010

A Saudi court decided to separate a national couple after the husband sent a SMS to his wife mobile phone telling her that she is divorced, a newspaper in the Gulf Kingdom reported on Saturday.

The woman from the western town of Madina asked court to officially endorse her divorce and supported its complaint with the SMS from her husband, the online Arabic language daily Anakum said.

“The husband told the judge he sent the message after an argument with his wife but that he did not mean to divorce her,” the paper said.

“But the judge considered the SMS as a real divorce under Islam and decided to support the wife’s plea for divorce.”
Under Islam?  There is nothing in their version of Islam that allows them to use Non Sharia technology.  In fact, under their Sharia they are not to imitate the so called unbelievers in anything.  Challenge.
As to the newly divorced female, I have one word....lol.

English language set to dominate Gulf: scholar says
By Staff Published Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Gulf countries will turn to English as their dominant language within the next seven years because the bulk of them do not speak Arabic, a Saudi university professor was reported on Tuesday as saying.

Dr Marzouk bin Tanbak made the remark during a lecture about the Arabic language at the Islamic University in the western town of Madina on Monday night, according to newspapers in the Gulf Kingdom.

“Within the next seven years, the Gulf countries will shift to English as the main language of communication among people because nearly 80 per cent of their people no longer speak Arabic,” he said.

“During this period, I expect the Gulf region to plunge further into a mixture of languages…its people of diverse nationalities, cultures and ethnic origins will have no choice but to turn to a medium language for communication among them…I think this language is English.”

I think having a common language could be very useful, especially if they take it all the way and call Allah by the English name of God, dump the word Muslim and use the English words, believers in one God and translate the word Islam to submitter of one God. That would reduce so many problems. The believers in one God have already conquered most of the world. They include Christians, Jews, Mormons, Coptic’s, Baha’i, and a host of other names. There is no need to fight as there is agreement that there is only one God. Does it really matter who the prophet was if the message is the same? Charity, prayer, good deeds. Aren’t they better goals than fighting over dead prophets?

If you are a true believer in one God then you should already know, It’s about the message.

But learning English will not make a nutcase sane. It just means the nutcase will be insane in 2 languages.

On the other hand, maybe it would make it easier to pick out the nuts. The ones that insist on using selective Arabic words, especially if Arabic isn’t their native language, is a nut that should be watched.

Prayer is different. Right now the old school law is that the Quran and prayers must be said in Arabic. There was a time when Catholics could only listen to a service in Latin. Things can change. The Quran does not say it must be said or read in Arabic, as that would be silly. Allah knew that Arabic would not be the dominant language. I’m sure that soon it will all be in Spanish.


Al Qaeda reaches out armed with English and Net
By AFP Published Monday, October 18, 2010

Al-Qaeda has combined the global reach of both the English language and the Internet as cyber-terrorism tools to win over non-Arab sympathisers.

Al-Qaeda's Yemen-based wing released the first edition of an online English-language magazine, Inspire, four months ago that included an article on how to build a bomb.

A second, 74-page edition made it to the World Wide Web last week instructing Muslims in Western countries on how to weld deadly steel blades onto SUV vehicles and then plough into civilian crowds.

With Inspire, edited by Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), the group hopes to recruit young Westerners to the jihadi cause and to apparently encourage random attacks.

"This is by no doubt a new experiment" as it "is the first time Al-Qaeda issues an English-language publication," a Paris-based expert on Middle East Islamist groups, Dominique Thomas, told AFP.

"These messages target Muslim communities living" outside the Arab world, Thomas said.

Philip Seib, a professor at the University of Southern California and co-author of "Global Terrorism and New Media," believes the terror network has itself become a media organisation.

"It might be time to stop thinking of Al-Qaeda as the terrorist organisation that does media and more as the media organisation that does terror," Seib said
Brilliant observation!

Awlaqi, a 39-year-old American cleric of Yemeni origin, has been linked to US army Major Nidal Hasan who shot dead 13 people in Texas and to a Nigerian student accused of trying to blow up a US airliner on December 25.

Fluent in English, Awlaqi is bent on radicalising fellow US and Western citizens and publicly urged American Muslims to follow the example of Hasan in a video message last May.

US President Barack Obama's administration has authorised his targeted killing

Fear is their main weapon. I also read they wanted to taint our food. But a handful of nuts can’t kill off 300,000 million Americans.

Scaring millions into hating all Muslims, in hopes that the Muslims will see that the terrorists are correct that all Americans/Brits, ect. hate all Muslims, is part of their plan. Paralyzed with fear, going further into debt to act on what caused the fear, and, find the nut before the nut blows up as you’re standing next to him. It’s like the game, Where’s Waldo, with a twist, so many places to hide.

The more they fail in these tactics, the less new recruits they’ll get.

The upside to all this is, there are more believers in ONE GOD than there are insane nut jobs who want to cause harm. This means all the believers in one God have the responsibility to take of their nuts. So be like a squirrel and start collecting them.

And check it, if you’re Christian, Jewish, Mormon, Amish, Catholic, Baptist or Bahia, Sunni, Coptic, Gnostic, Shia, Sufi, Sikh, Lutheran, Sabean or Zoroastrian, you are a believer in one God. You don’t even have to belong to any religion to believe in one God. You can keep it a secret, it doesn’t matter. It’s the belief in one God that matters, the rest is just extra.

And to the believers in one God, your books do have violence. If you don’t believe it it’s because you haven’t read it.

And the believers in one God, your books tell you not to lie, hate or kill. If you don’t believe it, it’s because you haven’t read it.

I think everyone would agree, the texts were meant to be used logically.

Pagans, idolaters and heathens, for once you’re not to blame

Muhammad and the Night Before Christmas




It was the night before Christmas and Muhammad was confused.
Should Muslims have fun holidays like the Christians and Jews?
8 days of Hanukkah or a fat Jinn in a red suit,
who used reindeers not camels to carry his loot?

And what kind of presents would Muhammad think best?
Barbies in burkas and suicide vests?
It had to be something the Infidels would envy
Teddy bears named Muhammad or something trendy.

But that’s too much work for a man who had fits
With angels who’d scare him out of his wits.
It would have to be simple and easy to do
And try not to get sick with the kafur swine flu

So he laid on his bed, the left side of course,
Couldn’t lay on his back considering the source
of Sharia and Hadith and all those rules
can’t have Infidels thinking we’re fools.

As he laid on his left side, trying hard not to sleep,
When in crept a dog without making a peep.
He said to Muhammad, such an idea I have
I’d tell you now- but we’re forbidden to laugh

Muhammad was startled by the sight of the dog
They’re considered impure if you read all the blogs
But with the crescent moon setting he had to decide
Listen to the dog or forget the yuletide.

So the dog said to Muhammad this has to be done right
Or the Sunni and Shia will start a new fight
Like that damned winged donkey/horse that flew to the sky
That screwed up the prayers, is it 3 or is it 5?

But Muhammad disagreed; the dog be can’t be right
I’ve given them holidays for at least a few nights
Like Ramadan to starve them from sun up to sun down
A billion hungry Muslims with their heads to the ground.

A month of no sex, food, or water from dawn until dusk
And then the celebration of Eid, where they can pig out and lust
They can eat lots of dates and wear all their best clothes
And visit a gravesite … before they’re blown up by their foes.

The can ask forgiveness and even pray for more wives
It’s all about sex, haven’t I given them good lives?
Plus, the angel Gabe descends with white clothes
For Muhammad’s grandsons, all dead--but who knows

We eat lots of food on all 3 days
And pay zakat to the poor but not if they’re gay
I have already given them this holiday you see,
But only when the moon is sighted by three

And it’s never the same time, so they have to remember
Like last year it fell on the 21 of September
It goes backwards not forwards it’s the moon you must trust.
And the moon said this year, it shall be the 11th of August

And the dog said to Muhammad, 30 days of fasting, 3 days to over eat
If that’s the best you can do, then they’ve got you beat.
The Infidels give presents, charity and good cheer
And it’s always the same month year after year

But, said Muhammad, for 1400 years it’s been a tradition
To make fun of the holidays of the Jews and the Christian.
We can’t change it now, it’s gone on far too long
Plus Sharia forbids us from singing a song

But what of the treaty of Hudaibiyya, the dog argued with skill
Where you denied you were a prophet so you wouldn’t be killed
If you could fake it then you could fake it now
Say Happy Holidays to Infidels and don’t have a cow

Tell Muslims to be tolerant or go back where they’re from
Or they’ll be eating the fruit of the Az Zaqqum
To celebrate life’s mysteries should be each human’s right
It shouldn’t be a reason for Muslims to hate or to fight.

Forget it said Muhammad; they’ve ignored much that I’ve said.
They follow their scholars and the Hadith they’ve read.
And they made up the Quran long after I was dead.
Good luck to you all, I’m going back to bed.

And that’s your Muslim winter holiday. And to all a good night
And of course we all know….the dog was right.



This flew out of my fingers one night last year.  I had to spell check the next day as I'd had beer.  It was a flavoured beer and it was delicious.  I have no fear of Jinn so I wasn't suspicious, till the next morning when I read what I'd typed.  EEK.  This year I think I'll be smoking a pipe.
Could I make this any more politically and socially incorrect?  Uh--yeah!  Give me a pipe and a beer and who knows what I'd get.  And if you say this is good, I'd say, you're right.  Which is why its protected by a copyright. 2009-10
 
Have a Happy whatever Day or time that you are celebrating!
 
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A Muslim asks a scholar

My husband and I have been married for almost 5 years, and we have very young children. My love for my husband has greatly decreased since we got married, because of his behaviour.

He has a very bad temper, which he has no control over. When something makes him angry, he hits me. It cannot be called beating, and he never hits me on the face, but he hits me hard enough to leave a mark.

This has happened many times in our marriage, but it is not every day. We are aware of the three steps that Allah has told the husband to follow in such situations but, as I said, my husband has no control over his anger. This is what is causing the problem.

I have borne my husband’s anger with patience up to this time, which I do sometimes out of love, but also out of fear. Because of this prolonged situation I have become afraid of him. I feel resentment towards my husband which is causing more problems because my husband does not like the way I talk to him, because I have lost patience and feel that I am being treated unfairly.
He has hit me many times in front of the kids, and even when I have been holding them.

The older child is starting to copy his father and act out his anger on me. What can I do to stop his behaviour (please don’t say not to make him angry), apart from more patience?

What can I do with this resentment that I feel towards him? I have tried to forgive him but my heart has been hurt too many times. His behaviour and my bad feelings are tearing our marriage apart.
Allah knows best if we should stay together or not. And if we stay together, what is the best way to stop this behaviour and this cycle of bad feelings?

And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah,

There is no doubt that the problem you have described is very sad and painful. First of all let me say that there is no alternative to turning to Allah, for He is the One Who makes a way out of every difficult situation. The following are a few points of advice:

Your husband needs someone to advise him - look around for a suitable person to do this.

Avoid making him angry (although you asked me not to say this, I cannot avoid giving this advice). Again, avoid making him angry as much as you can.

Whoever sees the problems of others will see his or her own problem in perspective. There are husbands who beat their wives on the face, and injure them and break their bones; some kick their wives out of the house in the middle of the night and lock them out; others do not give their wives a penny, and even take their money and jewelry; some eat outside the house and never bring food home for their wives and children, leaving them to beg from their neighbors; others drink alcohol, take drugs, and bring prostitutes to the house. Some do not recognize Allah at all; they do not even know the direction of the qiblah. I myself have dealt with these and other cases involving the problems suffered by wives; these examples are not made up. Perhaps looking at the problems of others and putting things into perspective will offer some consolation and make you feel better.

Think about your husband’s positive aspects - his religion or his relationship with you or his spending, or the fact that he does not hit you on the face, and so on. Perhaps this will help to reduce your negative feelings towards him.

Remember that what you are suffering is a test, one of the trials that Allah decrees for whomever He wills in this life, to see how people will behave. So face it with patience and the hope of earning reward. The Prophet said: "How wonderful is the situation of the believer, for everything is good for him, and this applies only to the believer. If something good happens to him, he gives thanks for it, and this is good for him; if something bad befalls him, he bears it with patience, and this is also good for him."

Think about the tragedy of divorce and what would happen to the family in this case. A wise woman may put up with something bad in order to avoid something even worse, because some evils are less than others.

Write him a letter, reminding him of the Prophet’s advice concerning women, e.g., ".   al-Tirmidhi said..Be kind to women, for they are your prisoners and you have no rights over them other than that. If they are guilty of clear immoral misconduct, then avoid them in their beds, and beat them, but not severely. If they then obey you, do not seek means of annoying them, for you have rights over your wives and they have rights over you. Your rights over your wives are that they should not allow anyone you dislike in your bed, and they should not let anyone whom you dislike enter your house. Their rights over you are that you should treat them well with regard to clothing and food."

Abu Dawud said the Prophet said: "Many women have come to the family of Muhammad, complaining about their husbands. Those (husbands) are not the best among you. If he becomes angry and hits you hard, wait until he calms down, then provoke his pity by saying words such as "Is this how you treat the mother of your children and the one who is closest to you?" and showing him the mark left by his blow, so that he can see with his own eyes what his hand has done.

Also, remind him that oppression is haraam, and that Allah is able to deal with him. Then disappear and leave him to think things over. In most cases, if the husband has any shred of decency and real character, and religious sensitivity, he will apologize.

Some marital problems can only be resolved with the passage of time, as the number of children increases and they grow up, and the husband grows to love them even more. This makes the wife more precious to him too, as he sees her as the one who is bringing up and protecting his children.

As he also increases in maturity and in his understanding of the realities of life, he will realize the evil of what he has done and his behaviour will improve, so he will stop doing some of the things he used to do. Hoping for improvement is a good thing: people live on hope.

· Supplication (du‘aa’-prayer) is the refuge of the believer. How many times, I wonder, have you prayed to Allah to reform your husband? Persist in du‘aa’ and seek ways of making Allah respond.

I ask Allah to improve your situation and to guide you both

For thousands of years women all over the world have been 'dealing' with domestic violence.  And what you've just read has been told to many wives by many religious leaders.

Only recently have women begun to challenge the laws that allow them to be beaten, abused and killed.  It took the best of men to make laws to protect their women, because some men understood...



Only Women Bleed.  By Alice Cooper...and he's scary looking.

Saudi...the Good, the Bad and the Stupid

Scribe drives as woman to test reaction...it wasn't good.
By Staff Published Wednesday, December 15, 2010

A Saudi journalist thought of an innovative idea of how to test public reaction to seeing a woman drive a car in the Gulf Kingdom which still bars females from driving despite occasional acts of defiance by some women.

Saad Al Salim said he decided to disguise as a woman by wearing the traditional black gown and face veil and drive his car through the streets of the capital Riyadh. At the end of his three-day adventure, he found it a “bitter experience.”

The journalist from the Saudi Arabic language daily Shams said he prayed on the first day of his adventure that he would not be caught by the police or the feared members of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice.

“I was not caught but it was a bitter experience from the beginning…as I started driving, my car came under attack by rocks and sharp objects,” he said.

“These attacks did not stop as I drove from one area to another…at the end, I decided to take the gown off and drive back to office.”

Salim said he was harassed again as he drove on the next day but that the reaction was less violent.

“Seconds after I drove into the famous Tahlia street, many young men gathered around my car and started to harass me…some of them uttered obscene words and this prompted me to take the gown off immediately, causing a shock to the passers-by and the male drivers, who then pulled away peacefully.”

On the third day, Salim drove his car disguised as a woman outside the city but a few minutes later, he noticed that many vehicles were tailing him.

“I pushed down the accelerator but they kept tailing me and it was becoming more challenging and exciting…it was clear that all of them were determined to catch up with my car and know who I am,” Salim said.

“In the end, I could not go on as the situation was becoming dangerous…so I took off my gown and waved for the drivers who suddenly stopped waving for me and put away their mobile phones which they were using to take a shot of me…after what happened on the third day, I decided to stop wearing a female gown and drive in the streets…I just wanted to test public reaction to seeing women drive a car and how the society will accept this…I think what happened during these three days sums up the situation clearly.”

If Aiesha could ride a camel, why can't women drive? Certainly driving a car is more...'modest'...than riding a camel?
Father cancels 8-year-old daughter's marriage

A Saudi father went to hospital with his eight-year-old daughter for medical tests on the girl ahead of her marriage but the management succeeded in persuading him to cancel the plan, a local newspaper reported on Thursday.


Receptionists and nurses at the hospital in the central town of Rass were shocked when the unnamed father requested marriage tests for his daughter, prompting them to inform the management, Kabar said.

“Members of the management talked to the man and tried to convince him that what he was doing is a serious social violation,” the paper said.


“In the end, the man was convinced. He assured the management that he would not let his daughter marry at this age and would allow her to continue her education.”
Everyday I see changes happening for the women of Saudi.

Saudi gets its first female forensic doctorBy STAFF Published Thursday, December 16, 2010

Saudi Arabia has recruited a female doctor in its main forensic medicine department in the capital Riyadh to become the first woman to work in this field in the Gulf kingdom, a local newspaper reported on Thursday.

“After decades of relying on males, the forensic department in Riyadh now has a female doctor for cases which will require examination by a woman,” Shams said, quoting Forensic Department Chief Dr Saad Al Ghamdi

He said the move followed persistent demands by the department to recruit female doctors for some cases and to cover a staff shortage in that section.

“We have repeatedly requested the appointment of Saudi or foreign doctors…we have now a Saudi doctor and we will get a Syrian doctor within days.”

Ghamdi said forensic specialization is rare among women even in western countries, adding that he hoped such a move would encourage Saudi women to enter this field to “bridge a wide gap in forensic medical staff.”
Now the question is, can she drive to work?

Saudi News. The maid, the divorce, a butt tap and the risk of masturbation

Maid feeds Saudi family 'soiled' food for loveBy Staff Published Sunday, December 12, 2010

An Indonesian housemaid was caught mixing her urine with the food she was cooking for her employers in the belief this would make them love her, the Saudi online Arabic language paper Ajel reported on Sunday.

The Saudi employer saw the maid adding urine to the food she cooked for the family in the central town of Buraida and informed members of the feared Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, it said.

“She admitted that she had been adding urine to the family’s food because she believes this is a sort of magic that will make them love her and prevent them from hurting her,” the paper said.

Think that's odd?  Keep reading.

Maid fouls drinking water wanting 'love' of employers.   Added dirt as ‘magic potion’ so make them love herBy Staff Published Sunday, December 05, 2010

An Asian housemaid who was caught fouling the drinking water for her employers in Saudi Arabia told police she did so to make them love her, a Saudi newspaper reported on Sunday.

The 32-year-old maid was caught by her employer as she was adding dirt to the water tank at the house in the eastern town of Tarut, the paper said.

“He took her to the police and she told them that she had done so because this will make the family love her and also make them love each other more…she said this is practiced in her country,” the paper said without indentify the maid.

It quoted police spokesman Lt Colonel Ziad Al Ruqaiti as saying housemaids should be continuously watched by their employers as some of them “indulge in witchcraft and other illegal practices.

So you're saying...holy hadith!  Why are these maids so paranoid?

Asian maid ends life with acid and stabbingBy StaffPublished Thursday, September 16, 2010

An Asian housemaid in Saudi Arabia drank acid and stabbed herself many times to end her life apparently because she could not leave the Kingdom, the Saudi Arabic language Alwatan daily reported on Thursday.

The unidentified maid was taken by ambulance to hospital in the eastern town of Khobar in a critical condition but died later, the paper said.
Her employer told police she had spoken to her family at her home country in the previous night to tell them she wanted to return home.

“It was a clear suicide case as she drank a large quantity of acid…we are still investigating the case,” police spokesman Lt Colonel Ziad Rakeeti said.

Tortured maid awaits dental operation
By Staff Published Sunday, December 12, 2010


An Indonesian housemaid who was hospitalized in Saudi Arabia last month after she was severely tortured by her female employer is still in hospital awaiting a dental operation, the last of a series of surgeries she had undergone.



“Mustapa has undergone all necessary surgeries at hospital and is now waiting for a dental operation to repair her broken teeth,” the paper said.


The paper said the 53-year-old housewife who had tortured her maid is still in prison awaiting trial but added she has not been able to name any lawyer.

Mustapa was moved out of the intensive care unit at King Fahd General Hospital in the central town of Madina late last month after undergoing a head surgery because of a severe damage to her scalp. She later had a plastic surgery to fix her damaged face and skin.


Saudi newspapers had quoted the maid as saying her employer, a widow, told her she wanted to cure her from a mental illness when she used a hot iron on her, causing severe injuries to her head and body.

Doctors said the maid had suffered from burns on her body, cuts in her scalp and upper lip, a fractured pelvis and many wounds.


According to Saudi media, the widow confessed to the crime after her son told police during interrogation that his mother tortured the maid.


The unnamed widow has remained in detention pending trial and a local human rights group has said it would demand severe punishment of the employer.


The incident has caused public and official furor inside Saudi Arabia and in Indonesia, where there have been demands to stop sending maids to the Gulf country. More than 600,000 Indonesian housemaids work in Saudi Arabia, the world’s largest oil exporter which controls a quarter of the global crude wealth.


In other news...

Saudi wife gets divorce instead of salary.  Plea for wages to keep pace with rising household expenses turns sourBy Staff Published Monday, September 20, 2010

A Saudi woman could not stop moaning on her husband to give her a monthly wage because of rising household expenses. In the end, he gave up and handed her a letter which did not contain a wage but divorce.

The unidentified wife in the central town of Madina insisted on getting more money from her husband but he refused, Sharq newspaper said on Monday.

“She then set a monthly salary of SR2,000 (Dh1,950) but her husband again refused, saying there was no justification for the increase,” it said.

“She then asked for a divorce from her husband, who quickly agreed to her request to end nearly 11 years of marriage.”
Brilliant idea on her part.


Man divorces wife through loudspeaker

By StaffPublished Monday, October 11, 2010

A Saudi man used a loudspeaker in a crowded shopping mall in the Gulf Kingdom to divorce his wife after he saw her accept advances by a young man, the Saudi Arabic language daily Shams reported on Monday.

The husband was watching his wife from a distance inside the busy mall in the central town of Madina when he saw a young man approaching her and slipping a piece of paper in her hand, the daily said.

“He saw his wife putting the paper inside her bag….when she left the mall and got into the car, he looked into the bag and found that paper…he then asked her to get back with him to the mall,” Shams said.


“He went straight to the loudspeaker room and shouted the divorce words at his wife…when she heard them, she collapsed and started to cry.”
They were tears of joy.  And the peice of paper?  It was a reciept for the bra he just sold her...after guessing her correct bra size.

3 months to cool off for touching woman's buttBy Eman Al BaikPublished Monday, October 11, 2010

The Dubai Criminal Court awarded an Egyptian who molested a Syrian housewife in Ibn Battuta Mall to three months in jail followed by deportation.

“He touched my butt… made a dirty touch … turned and looked at me and smiled,” a 25-year-old, Syrian housewife told the prosecution.

The court charged MTA, 25, Egytian, assistant carpenter of indecent assault under duress who touched the woman’s butt while walking in the mall.

“I left the shop and went to the hypermarket and while I was pushing the shopping trolley I was stunned as a man touched my butt... walked fast and then turned his face and smiled to me and left quickly. He was the same man who entered the watch shop,” she said.


The accused has blamed the devil for what he has done and admitted guilt and asked for the woman’s forgiveness saying it was the first time he committed such a mistake in his life, the policeman testified.

Similarly testified Ahmad Saleh, 30, policeman, saying that the accused confessed to attempting to draw the attention of the woman he admired. But as all his attempt went in vain, and when stepping close to the exit of the shopping mall he deliberately touched her butt because she did not give him attention.

However, the accused denied the accusation before the court and claimed “it is a made up story by the woman and that what she claims is out of her imagination… and she did that because of a lack of sexual harmony with her husband and her.”

The court found him guilty and sentenced him the jail term and ordered his deportation after finishing imprisonment.

And now an education video






Who knew you could see a hymen through a burqa?

The music of Saudi Arabia---Burka Woman

Husband has not seen wife’s face despite 10 years of marriage
By StaffPublished Sunday, December 05, 2010

After nearly 10 years of marriage that produced five children, Mufleh Mohammed of Saudi Arabia still has not seen his wife’s face.
Mohammed Hilal, another Saudi husband, could not identify his wife who was killed in a road crash until her veil was put back on her face.
Mufleh and Mohammed are among many Saudi men who have never seen the face of their wives as they insist on sticking to ancient tradition of keeping their face covered even in front of their relatives or husbands in defiance of ongoing changes brought about by the advent of oil and a massive foreign influx.
In a report on such habits, the Saudi Arabic language daily Alhayat said many women in the conservative Gulf Kingdom that controls nearly a quarter of the world’s oil still defy the winds of change and stick to their ancestors’ traditions.
Even after they get married, they never remove their burqu (face veil), leaving their husbands guessing how they look like. Mufleh is one of those husbands.
“My wife still keeps her face covered all the time even in front of her family and relatives because she has been accustomed to this since she was a child…I have to respect her wishes and not insist on seeing her face,” he said.

“I cannot deny that the woman’s habit to cover her face in front of her family and inside her house is a tradition that my tribe had inherited from our ancestors…but I have thought that social changes and openness will alter some of these habits since they have nothing to do with Islam…but they have not changed…although I have been married to my wife for nearly 10 years and have five children from her, I have not seen her face even once in my life.”
Most Muslim women in Saudi Arabia and other Gulf crude producers still wear face veils as part of long-standing traditions dating back before oil was struck more than half a century ago. But some of them, mainly the new generations, have started to unveil their faces while keeping a scarf on their heads.

In Saudi Arabia, local women taking off their face veils in public still face the wrath of the feared Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, which usually deploys thousands of its members in public places to warn unveiled women. Women with “seditious” eyes must fully cover their faces.
Such practices run against recent statements by an outspoken Commission official, who said Saudi women do not have to veil their faces.

Sheikh Ahmed Al Ghamdi, head of the Commission’s Makkah branch, also said there was nothing in Islam to prevent women from driving.
Alhayat said Mohammed was another one among many Saudi husbands who are deprived from seeing the face of their wives.

“I could not identify my wife after she was killed in a road accidents…I asked security women to put the veil back on her face…after they did so, I recognized her and indentified the dead person as my wife,” he said.
The paper quoted an unnamed teacher at a literacy centre as saying she succeeded in persuading two of her female students to uncover their faces in class. But after a while, she noticed that they could no longer concentrate.

“They kept blushing and turning their faces away from their class mates although it is a female centre…after a few days, they quit the school,” she said.
Another Saudi women identified only as Ibta said she had agreed to her husband’s request to take her face veil off at home despite criticism from relatives. “My husband is an educated man so I agreed to his request…but my relatives then started to look at me with contempt and one of them later shouted in my face and said ‘shame on you…how could you do this,’….I stood their criticism with my husband’s encouragement,” she said.

But another Saudi man was not as open as Ibta’s husband. “I don’t see anything wrong if our women stick to old traditions,” said the man, identified as Saleh.
“Every society has its own traditions and habits and we have no choice but to respect them…we do not force them to do anything they don’t like, because some women in our tribe keep their face veil and some do not.”

No more Islam...we speak English

In an elaborate suicide in Stockholm, a mentally sick person blew himself up in a car, and in the process, he injured two innocent people.
The residents were shocked as it was the first explosive suicide in the entire history of Stockholm. The citizens were relieved when they found the man was from England.

Lately there seems to be many suicides by way of public explosion. Hanging themselves is too quiet….what? Suicide should be a private experience and it shouldn’t make a mess on a passerby, never mind hurt anyone else.

This recent phenomenon spurs a debate on these new public suicides. Would medication of helped? Talk therapy? Strong religious beliefs?

There’s been a strong argument for the third option. Maybe if these, mostly young men, had good religious teachings, a good moral foundation, they would have been taught that God does not like it when you kill yourself. And you are not to hurt or kill anyone-- unless they are forcing you from your home. It’s too bad this guy didn’t convert/revert to submit to one God. Being a believer might have saved him.

Printed in bold is from the Quran. I am refusing to use the Arabic translation. Seriously, how many humans speak Arabic? Plus, I don’t like the choices of words they decided to keep in Arabic. Like the word Muslim. That’s an Arabic word for one who believes in one God. Big deal, like the belief in one God is something new.

And the word Islam, in English it means, one who submits to one God, as opposed to the many gods of the desert pagans, who are now all dead. But for much of the planet, saying you submit to one God is not news. It’s a big; so what?

And the word Sharia? A path to a watering hole. If you have indoor plumbing you don’t need Sharia. So dump the Arabic word and start using the English translation, a path to a watering hole. It will add humor to your discussion.

Oh and those signs? The one’s that say…’Islam will conquer’. Promise me the next time you see one, translate the meaning to the Arabic impaired mischief maker. Tell him, “I’m happy you believe and submit to one God, now go home”. And remind him what happens to the mischief makers….hellfire and a diet of bitter fruit from the tree of Az Zaqqum.

No more publicity for the Arabic language, especially if it causes trouble or distasteful attention from the media. For English, press 1.

Why all men are in charge of all women.

A Muslim asks a scholar
If the man is not the main source of income is he still considered the head of the household?

And the scholar replied

Praise be to Allah.

Qiwaamah (the role of being in charge or head of the household) is one of the things that Allah has given to men, exclusive of women.

What is meant by qiwaamah is that men are entrusted with the task of being responsible for women, to take care of them, to guide them in the best possible way, and to issue commands and prohibitions - just as a ruler takes care of the people under his control.
Like the rulers of Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Pakistan..

Allah says (interpretation of the meaning): "
4:34 Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath men the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High
No brains required.  There’s a couple of other words on his greatness but I thought I’d end on high. I’ll also make the observation that Allah/God and the original, G-d, pretty much saw females the same way. And then America came along to challenge some of the God laws. And God didn’t get mad.

But this particular aya, I believe, had to be delivered to what Allah has said to be the worst of the worst (9;97) These fools needed laws and boundaries. Yes, it sounds harsh for a god to tell a husband that he owns his wife and can beat her if she scares him, but it was a better law than saying he could kill her.
In the Quran, there is not one condition whereby a husband can kill his wife. Pagans, idolaters and even some of the tribal desert Jews--the one's who believed Ezra was a son of Allah, and the desert Christians who believed Mary was a god, (of that time and area), could and would kill their wives, and the first two could even kill their female babies.

He follows with this

2:228 Women who are divorced shall wait, keeping themselves apart, three (monthly) courses. And it is not lawful for them that they should conceal that which Allah hath created in their wombs if they are believers in Allah and the Last Day. And their husbands would do better to take them back in that case if they desire reconciliation. And they (women) have rights similar to those (of men) over them in kindness, and men are a degree above them. Allah is Mighty, Wise
Kindness does not pay the bills.  But this does give some insight as to what life was like for the desert Arabs.  It wasn't good.
I have to wonder if these scholars ever think of Khadija, Muhammad’s first wife, who supported him, protected him (remember that scary angel?) She guided him and gave him a job.

Ibn Katheer (who was a total and complete ass) said: "This means that men are in charge of women; they govern them and discipline them if they do wrong."

Al-‘Allaamah Shaykh al-Shanqeeti said: My name is to damn long..ha. This is what he said

"This indicates that men are better than women, because the masculine is honour and perfection, whereas the feminine naturally has something lacking physically (basically, a penis). All people are agreed on this, because all peoples give women the best of adornments, which is only to make up for this natural lack..."
Pfft….give her a gun. That will make up for this natural lack…’
However, I have observed that men who lack confidence really need to believe this crap.

Rare cases among women are nothing to go by, because the exception does not change the rule.
It’s important for Al to believe that all men are smarter and stronger than all women. An 80 year old man marries a 12 year old girl. Within 3 years she’ll easily be able to kick his ass. Hellfire, she could probably do it now.

Some of the reasons why men are given the role of qiwaamah include:

1. Men are more intelligent and have a better ability to distinguish right from wrong.
I wonder if Al could explain why there are more males in any given prison in any given country.

Al-Qurtubi said: "Men have the advantage of being more wise and more capable of management; for this reason they were given the right of qiwaamah."
Hey—yo Al. Have ya looked at the economic situations in Sharia/Islamic countries? I say, give the females a shot. Seriously, how much worse could it get? I’m betting you’d see huge improvements…and happier men—wearing pants, too!

2. Men’s religion is more complete, because women menstruate and bleed after childbirth, and do not pray or fast at such times - unlike men.
Well that’s a stupid reason. They want kids, and they want them to live, don’t they? What if all the women got a shot that eliminated periods? That would freak the guys out.

3. Spending money in charity and on one’s family is a duty on men, but not on women.
Yeah? Khadija hired Muhammad and supported him. That’s charity. She died broke.

Thus if a man refuses to spend on his wife, she has the right to seek an annulment of the marriage by going to a Qaadi (Sharee’ah judge).
If he’s ‘refusing to spend on her’ they should allow her to sell all his stuff.

In summary, qiwaamah is only for men, as is made clear in the Qur’aan. If a woman spends on her husband, herself and her children, this is an act of kindness on her part
More like an act of survival.

As Allaah, may He be exalted, says (interpretation of the meaning): 4:4"... but if they, of their own good pleasure, remit any part of it the mahr (the price for the use of her vagina) to you, take it, and enjoy it without fear of any harm
Bad interpretation. I don’t think it’s a pleasure to support a guy who could beat you if you scared him. I don’t believe this aya is being used how it was intended, not at all.

Qiwaamah is for men in all cases: one can hardly imagine a man asking his wife for permission to go out, for example. And Allaah knows best.
That’s too funny! I find it hard to imagine in this day and age, especially if the wife lives a safe place like Saudi Arabia, to ask for permission to go out. And if she’s supporting the manly man, then she has to go out. Honey, can I go to work now so we can eat this week?

For more information on this matter, (translation; if you want to know how dumb they are) please refer to: Ibn al-‘Arabi, Ahkaam al-Qur’aan, 1/531; Ahkaam al-Jassaas, 2/188; Tafseer al-Qurtubi, 2/169; Tafseer Ibn Katheer, 1/491; al-Shanqeeti, Adwaa’ al-Bayaan, 1/136-137)
Tasfir is Arabic for opinion. They threw in theirs, go ahead and throw in yours.

Narrated Abu Bakra:
Allah's Apostle said thrice, "Shall I not inform you of the biggest of the great sins?" We said, "Yes, O Allah's Apostle" He said, "To join partners in worship with Allah: to be undutiful to one's parents." The Prophet sat up after he had been reclining and added, "And I warn you against giving forged statement and a false witness; I warn you against giving a forged statement and a false witness." The Prophet kept on saying that warning till we thought that he would not stop
there’s a big clue in that last sentence.

I would say these laws are still needed only if the men still believe they are the worst of the worst. If not, time to move ahead with the times. You’re not roaming the deserts anymore with pagans and idolaters (they were run out or killed) You have to trust or jail your brothers in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Saudi, etc, and you have to trust your women.

They shouldn’t still have to fear you as they feared the pagans and idolaters; they should feel safe and protected to go out to the store or to work, if they want..and be able to buy their bras from a female.. And if you married for love, trust and friendship, put some trust into it…as Allah says, religion should not be a burden. Nor should it suck. And if you still don’t get it, read my last blog and watch the video.


One more thing before I go feed Bukhari and Katheer and the other unbelievers, women in Sharia run countries are not envied, they are pitied. Seeing as you’re in charge--fix that.

Oh right. Scientific proof why men are smarter than women...and why women talk more than men...they just can't remember what they said.



Az Zaqqum...an ordeal

If you have a Labia don't go to Saudi Arabia...

 

The wife who tried to dupe the judge
By Staff Published Tuesday, November 30, 2010

A Saudi wife who got fed up with her husband and wanted to get divorced from him simply picked his mobile phone without his knowledge, typed the words “you are divorced” and texted them to her phone.

She then went straight to court to get an official endorsement of the divorce, producing the text as evidence that her husband has divorced her.

But the judge in the western port of Jeddah appeared clever enough to suspect the woman when the thought why the husband should send a divorce to his wife by mobile when he can simply throw the words in her face.

So he summoned the husband and asked him if he had texted the divorce words to his wife’s mobile after showing him the message on her phone.

“The husband denied sending such a message so the judge was convinced that the woman used her husband’s phone to send that text,” the Saudi online Arabic language daily Kabar reported on Tuesday.

“The judge then refused to approve her request for a divorce after he was told by the husband that the couple was still living together…he ordered the woman to return home and did not sentence her in a bid to maintain family stability.”

Kabar described the judge as a “clever person who succeeded in outwitting the woman and avoided taking a hasty verdict.”

Under Islam, a man can divorce his wife by just saying the words “you are divorced.” A wife is forbidden to do so.

This is because the scholars say women are too emotional...which is how Allah made them.  So the question I have is; Why give women so many emotions if they're not allowed to act on them?  Men have emotions, too.  And, they are allowed to act on their emotions, which is why divorce is so easy for the males. Seems to me the males are more emotional than the women.  Maybe it would help if they put on pants instead of dress.

But if I were that husband, I don't think I'd be eating her cooking.  She might throw in one of those talking, poisoned lamb chops.

Fatwa on; Sexy Pigeons and--who should circumcise you?

A Muslim asks a Scholar


What is the ruling on pigeons?

And the scholar replies

Ibn al-Qayyim said:

The ruler should prevent those who play with pigeons above people’s heads, because that leads to them looking out over them and seeing into the private areas of their houses (awrah)-(awrah is an arabic word for genital). End quote.

Raise your hands if you knew houses had genitals.  Keep them raised if you think pigeons give a tweet if they see you having sex. 
For those of you who still have your hands raised, put hand on a phone, call a shink and ask for help. 

Al-Shawkaani said:

The words “a devil following a she-devil” indicate that it is makrooh (not good) to play with pigeons, and that it is a kind of entertainment that is not permissible.
Not according to the Quran.

A number of scholars stated that it is makrooh (not good), and it is not far-fetched to say that it is haraam (forbidden) – if the Hadith is authentic –
There is no such thing as authentic Hadith. But he continues with;
because
the fact that the one who does that is called a devil implies that, and the pigeon is described as a she-devil either because it is the cause of the man chasing it
Wondering if this scholar knows that pigeons can fly and humans can't..he continues...
or because it does the actions of a she-devil in that it distracts men into following it and playing with it because of its beautiful appearance and sweet voice. End quote.
Yeah, they really need to put a burqa on those sexy pigeons.  The poor men!

Translation of this scholar;
Perverted pigeons are forbidden.
Especially if they make you have perverted thoughts.
Oh that’s a bad visual, so sorry eyeballs.

Medical advice based on Hadith

Narrated Sad;
I heard Allah's Apostle saying, "Whoever takes seven 'Ajwa dates in the morning will not be effected by magic or poison on that day."
Does that really work?

Narrated Aisha;
Magic was worked on Allah's Apostle so that he used to think he had sexual relations with his wives while he actually had not.
I guess not. But I don’t think I would have told anyone this story.

Narrated Abu Huraira;
Allah's Apostle said, "If a fly falls in the vessel of any of you, let him dip all of it into the vessel and then throw it away, for in one of its wings there is a disease and in the other there is healing antidote for it, the treatment for that disease."
I'd rather die of the disease. This Hadith is still quoted.

Narrated Zainab bint Um Salama:
Um Sulaim said, "O Allah's Apostle! Verily Allah is not shy of telling you the truth. Is it essential for a woman to take a bath after she had a wet dream, nocturnal sexual discharge?"
He said, "Yes, if she notices discharge. On that Um Salama laughed and said, "Does a woman get a nocturnal sexual discharge?"
He said, "How then does her son resemble his mother?"
Not by a nocturnal discharge.
But I don’t blame Muhammad; most men don’t know how a woman’s body works.

Narrated 'Ali;
I used to get emotional urethral discharge frequently. Being the son-in-law of the Prophet I requested a man to ask him about it. So the man asked the Prophet about it. The Prophet replied, "Perform ablution after washing your organ (penis)."
Sure, that will fix it.

Abu Dawood;
Cupping is the best medicine. Mohammed said that if anyone gets themselves cupped on the 17th, 19th, or 21 of the month, it will be a remedy for every disease.
I wonder if my doctor knows this…?

Narrated 'Aun bin Abu Juhaifa
My father bought a slave who practiced the profession of cupping. My father broke the slave's instruments of cupping. I asked my father why he had done so. He replied; "The Prophet forbade the acceptance of the price of a dog or blood, and also forbade the profession of tattooing, getting tattooed and receiving or giving Riba, (usury), and cursed the picture-makers."
I’m thinking the cup had a blood stained painting of a tattooed dog with a savings account.

Narrated Jabir
The Prophet said, "If there is any healing in your medicines then it is a cupping operation, or branding (cauterization), but I do not like to be (cauterized) branded."
Yeah, neither do I.

Bukhari;
The Prophet, told Muslims to go out behind camels and drink their urine in treatment of illness.
This would probably prevent a lot of people from calling in sick.

Narrated 'Aisha;
Allah's Apostle used to say, "In the Name of Allah" The earth of our land and the saliva of some of us cure our patient with the permission of our Lord with a slight shower of saliva while treating with a Ruqya. (special prayer)
Now you know why they come to the west for Medical School.

The companions of the Prophet Muhammad would bless themselves by drinking his urine, and described an incident of urine-drinking from a Hadith: “Umm Ayman drank the urine of the Prophet, and the prophet told her: ‘This stomach will not be dragged through the fire of Hell, because it contains something of our Lord the Messenger of Allah.
Damn, that’s so twisted and….yuck, eww, puke! Haraam!!

Narrated Khalid bin Sad;
We went out and Ghalib bin Abjar was accompanying us. He fell ill on the way and when we arrived at Medina he was still sick. Ibn Abi Atiqcame to visit him and said to us, "Treat him with black cumin. Take five or seven seeds and crush them mix the powder with oil and drop the resulting mixture into both nostrils, for 'Aiesha has narrated to me that she heard the Prophet saying, 'This black cumin is healing for all diseases except As-Sam.' Aiesha said, 'What is As-Sam?' He said, “Death."
Cures everything but death, huh? That’s funny

Men, hold on to your parts. Reading the following may cause pain.

The ruling pertaining circumcision of a man who has reached maturity is:

Firstly, he should try to do the circumcision himself. Oh, hell no!

If this is not possible, then one’s wife should do it for him. EEK!

If this is also not possible, then one should consult a surgeon etc to get the circumcision done.
Shouldn’t that be plan A???

The Quran says that this religion is to be easy for you, not a burden. Scholars, Imams, Mullahs, drop the bad Hadith and quit making it a burden.

Quran 31;60…do not follow Hadith.
It also says "We make no distinction between one another of His Messengers" So stop with the crap. The message was the Quran not -bad Hadith for bad medical advice.

As the Tree from hell, Ima telling ya, you’re not going to like my cooking. There’s only one thing on the menu, bitter fruit

Az Zaqqum Islamic Scholar for the Infidel
I believe every country should have one.

Saudi News..more panty issues as women fight back

Trust me.
You will look great in that bra!

Saudi women are intensifying their public campaign to press the government to agree to their demands for replacing salesmen with women at lingerie shops in the Gulf Kingdom, saying the situation has become shameful.

The first thing Dalya does when entering a lingerie shop in Saudi Arabia is scan the area for men after an embarrassing encounter a year ago.

With colourful lace, cotton and sheer bras on display, the 26-year-old vividly remembers when she randomly picked one up to examine it only to be surprised by a male voice saying: "That bra is not your size, you need one two sizes bigger".

Fatima Qaroob said the campaign had also been launched on Facebook and initial results were very encouraging as many men have also voiced support for the drive on the grounds their wives or female relatives face an embarrassing situation when they shop for clothes.

“We have received massive support from both women and men because it has become unbearable and the situation has become shameful…...we hear shameful and embarrassing stories almost every day about our women when they go shopping for underwear…these stories make you either cry or laugh,” she said in a statement carried by the Arabic language daily Alyoum.

Qaroob sarcastically summed up the situation when women shop for underwear, saying:”the salesman comes forward and says feminishly ‘what is your measurement and what is your colour my lady…I think this colour does not suit your skin so I will choose the right colour for you….I know what you are looking for and I am sure you will later thank me for my choice……

“Salesmen have other expressions for the customers…they become softer and say ‘I think this one is attractive and seductive..…take it and I am sure you will pray for me…this one is very comfortable and cozy especially in bed and it is favoured by most wives…this one is perfect for your body…..”

Qaroob said many Saudi women have started to shop abroad to avert embarrassment, adding that lingerie shops in most other countries are run by women. “Why can’t we just be like them or even ahead of them.”

She said the employment of young Saudi men at lingerie shops poses a threat to them as this “will give rise to the emergence of a state of a third sex gender.”

Qaroob said the idea of the new campaign emerged after she and other Saudi women were “shocked at the way the salesmen talk to female customers.”

“They have no reservation or decency in the way they talk or deal with the female customers at lingerie shops…after we passed through this ourselves, we decided to launch this campaign after Ramadan…so far, we have received strong support from many women and men, including Islamic clerics and officials.”

Asmaa Al Mohammed, a writer in the mass circulation Saudi Arabic language daily Okaz, said she often had to travel abroad to buy her underwear from saleswomen because all underwear dealers in Saudi Arabia are men.

“We had enough because we feel embarrassed and humiliated when we buy our underwear from men…it is time that the government put an end to the embarrassment caused to Saudi women when they buy their underwear from salesmen,” she said in an article published by Okaz newspaper.

“I have become so embarrassed to buy my underwear from salesmen that I started to travel abroad to get my needs…I fully support the ‘enough embarrassment’ campaign against allowing men to sell ladies’ underwear.”
Had a visual of a Saudi man buying a jock strap and the female sales clerk telling him....that's 2 sizes larger than what you need.
Btw, as there were no bra stores or bra's at the time of Muhammad, these gawd guys don't even have a hadith to justify this stupidity.

Saudi women fight for their marital fate

By AFP

Because the Quran gave women
too many rights...
we prefer Bukhari and hadith...
and tribal law is cool, too

A blend of conservative traditions gives Saudi men absolute control over their daughters until they wed.

Women in Saudi Arabia are fighting back against tribal traditions that make them hostage to the whims of their fathers and male guardians who alone can decide who their future husbands will be.

Faced with a lifetime of being forced to remain single, an increasing number of Saudi women, many of them university graduates with good jobs, are going to court to dispute their fathers' refusal to sign off on their marriages.

In July, a Medina court rejected a 42-year-old doctor's petition to override her father and brothers' refusal to allow her marriage to a surgeon she works with, because he did not belong to their tribe.

The court ruled that the father was justified, and that she was not being obedient by trying to marry someone outside the clan.

"Unfortunately we have a strange paradox in society, where young girls only 10 years old can be married, but an adult woman can be prevented from marrying for illogical reasons," Suhaila Zainal Abidin of the National Society for Human Rights told AFP.

University professor Amal Saleh agreed.  "In pre-Islamic times they would just kill an unwanted daughter. Now it is killing her as an adult," she said.Islamic teachings say that a father must agree to his daughter's marriage if the potential husband is moral and a devout Muslim.  But in Saudi Arabia, a blend of Islamic sharia law and deeply conservative tribal traditions gives men absolute control over their daughters until they wed.

The most common reason is the tribal issue: the fathers insist their daughters marry someone inside their clan, the key social fabric of the kingdom from which derives significant political and economic power.

Sometimes a daughter is not allowed to marry a man she likes on the basis of having been pledged since childhood to someone else, perhaps a cousin.

"We want to eliminate this phenomenon of ignorance," said Saleh who has a Facebook campaign supporting Saudi women's marriage rights.
I think we should support her cause.  I really don't know why Allah/God thought all men should be in charge of all women.  Obviously there are a lot of stupid men.

Saudi divorces wife over cheese sambosa

A Saudi man beat up his wife and divorced her just before the end of the Muslim fasting month of Ramadan because she stuffed his sambosa pie with cheese not meat, Kabar Arabic language daily reported on Thursday.

The unidentified husband returned home from work in Riyadh and asked his wife to make meat sambosa for his iftar (Ramdan evening meal), the paper said.

"Instead of putting meat in the pie, she stuffed it with cheese...when her husband tasted it, he was mad...he beat her up, divorced her and kicked her out."
I'm thinking that was her plan all along.


Underwear that protects privacy at airport


Invention gets you through airport screeners with your dignity intact

It's a special kind of underwear with a strategically placed fig leaf design and a Colorado man says it'll get you through the airport screeners with your dignity intact.

Jeff Buske says his invention uses a powdered metal that protects people's privacy when undergoing medical or security screenings.

Buske of Las Vegas, Nev.-Rocky Flats Gear says the underwear's inserts are thin and conform to the body's contours, making it difficult to hide anything beneath them. The mix of tungsten and other metals do not set off metal detectors.

The men's design has the fig leaf, while the one for women comes in the shape of clasped hands.
lol

It's unclear whether it would lead to an automatic, more intrusive pat down by federal Transportation Security Administration officials.
Hmm..looking at these undies, gotta wonder if he thinks the area around the belly button is his...dignity.