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During their trial they demanded an extra 20 minutes beyond their lunch break to walk to a mosque for one of their 5 daily prayers. They were also given their own separate room to be used for prayer time.
My first thought was… shouldn’t they have prayed for the sense not to be in court?
My next thought was, I need to set the record straight on this 5 prayer issue.
If the Judge knew what I knew, and what you should all know, none of this could have happened. But I'll bet some bushy faced radical Muslim men try this out in the USA real soon. I hope by then the Judges will be smart enough to say 3 words…cite your source.
And lets talk about those 5 prayers. The Quran does not tell Muslims to pray 5 times. It's based on Hadith. Sharia made it a law and now, they can be arrested for not praying 5 times a day.
Any Muslim will tell you, if hadith contradicts the Quran, it’s never to be followed, the Quran also challenges Muslims who say; this is from Allah, to Bring forth you witnesses to prove it is from Allah.
The following is from my book, The Humor of Islam…you’ll die laughing. First I’ll post all the ayats (verses) from the Quran. You can trust me on this. If I was wrong, I most certainly would have heard about it. Muslims have bought my book. While they might not like my observations, they can’t deny I told the truth.
So here is everything the Quran says about prayer. If you can find 5 prayers, tell me.
The Quran is cool on prayer. You can pray while sitting, standing, lying down or, riding a camel. The Quran does not say to pray 5 times a day- butt up, or to say; Muhammad is Allah’s messenger. That was all made up. Here’s the real deal.
4:103 When ye pass Congregational prayers, celebrate Allah's praises, standing, sitting down, or lying down on your sides; but when ye are free from danger, set up Regular prayers: For such prayers are enjoined on believers at stated times.
Regular does not mean 5…even in Arabic.
11:114 Establish worship at the two ends of the day and in some watches of the night. Lo! good deeds annul ill deeds. This is a reminder for the mindful
How many prayers? 2? If you're at war, you're up at night. And do good deeds.
17:78 Establish worship at the going down of the sun until the dark of night, and (the recital of) the Qur'an at dawn. Lo! (the recital of) the Qur'an at dawn is ever witnessed
How many prayers? 2. Morning and evening.
17:79 And pray in the small watches of the morning: it would be an additional prayer or spiritual profit for thee: soon will thy Lord raise thee to a Station of Praise and Glory
Ah, there's the 3rd....and it's for; additional profit, not mandatory.
24:58 O ye who believe! Let your slaves, and those of you who have not come to puberty, ask leave of you at three times (before they come into your presence): Before the prayer of dawn, and when ye lay aside your raiment for the heat of noon, and after the prayer of night. Three times of privacy for you. It is no sin for them or for you at other times, when some of you go round attendant upon others (if they come into your presence without leave). Thus Allah maketh clear the revelations for you. Allah is Knower, Wise.
Pretty clear here. 2 prayers.
20:130 Therefor O Muhammad, bear with what they say, and celebrate the praises of thy Lord ere the rising of the sun and ere the going down thereof.
2 prayers, morning and evening. Though, Muhammad did spend a great deal of his time in prayer.
30:17 So glory be to Allah when ye enter the night and when ye enter the morning
I see 2 prayers. Still looking for the commandment of 5 prayers.
30:18 Unto Him be praise in the heavens and the earth--and at the sun's decline and in the noonday
Ah, there's the 3rd again. But praise isn't the same as prayer.
And this is what hadith says; The Prophet said, "Religion is very easy and whoever overburdens himself in his religion will not be able to continue in that way. So you should not be extremists, but try to be near to perfection and receive the good tidings that you will be rewarded; and gain strength by worshipping in the mornings, the nights."
Even this Hadith says to pray in the mornings and at night, so those who are demanding 5 prayers are extremists.
There is a Hadith that says; Muhammad went up to heaven on a flying donkey/horse and argued with Moses to negotiate prayers with Allah down to five. I’m not saying it’s not humorous, I just happen to like this next Hadith of the 5 prayer better. That’s the thing with Hadith, because there are hundreds of thousands of them, you can pick and choose. I like this one...
A man kissed a girl and he liked it.
Narrated Ibn MasudA man kissed a woman and then came to Allah's Apostle and told him of that, so this Divine Inspiration was revealed to the Prophet 'And offer Prayers perfectly at the two ends of the day, and in some hours of the night; five compulsory prayers. Verily, the good deeds remove the evil deeds small sins. That is a reminder for the mindful.' The man said, Is this instruction for me only?' The Prophet said, "It is for all those of my followers who encounter a similar situation."
Must be lots of illegal kissing going on. Btw, this Divine Inspiration did not make into the Quran, but it made it into Sharia
And there’s your prayers. Looking at the Quran it seems clear to me that a good Muslims should pray twice a day. They can pray at noon if they feel the need, but it’s not mandatory as Muslims would have us believe.
If a Muslim demands the time to pray 5 times, can we assume he kissed a girl and he liked it?
Az Zaqqum
http://www.thehumorofislam.com/