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Twas the night before Christmas and Muhammad was confused.


Should Muslims have fun holidays like the Christians and Jews?
8 days of Hanukkah or a fat Jinn in a red suit, who used reindeers not camels to carry his loot?

 

And what kind of presents would Muhammad think best?
Barbies in burkas and suicide vests?
It had to be something the Infidels would envy
Teddy bears named Muhammad or something trendy.

 

But that’s too much work for a man who had fits
With angels who’d scare him out of his wits.
It would have to be simple and easy to do
And try not to get sick with the kafur swine flu

 

So he laid on his bed, the left side of course,
Couldn’t lay on his back considering the source
of Sharia and Hadith and all those rules
can’t have Infidels thinking we’re fools.

 

As he laid on his left side, trying hard not to sleep,
When in crept a dog without making a peep.
He said to Muhammad, such an idea I have
I’d tell you now- but we’re forbidden to laugh

 

Muhammad was startled by the sight of the dog
They’re considered impure if you read all the blogs
But with the crescent moon setting he had to decide
Listen to the dog or forget the yuletide.

 

So the dog said to Muhammad this has to be done right
Or the Sunni and Shia will start a new fight
Like the winged donkey/horse that flew to the sky
That screwed up the prayers, is it 3 or is it 5?

 

But Muhammad disagreed; the dog be can’t be right
I’ve given them holidays for at least a few nights
Like Ramadan to starve them from sun up to sun down
A billion hungry Muslims with their heads to the ground.

 

A month of no sex, food, or water from dawn until dusk
And then the celebration of Eid, where they can pig out and lust
They can eat lots of dates and wear all their best clothes
And visit a gravesite … before they’re blown up by their foes.

 

They can ask forgiveness and even pray for more wives
All the fatwas on sex, haven’t I given them good lives?
Plus, the angel Gabe descends with white clothes
For Muhammad’s grandsons, all dead--but who knows

 

We eat lots of food on all 3 days
And pay zakat to the poor but not if they’re gay
I have already given them this holiday you see,
But only when the moon is sighted by three

 

And it’s never the same time, so they have to remember
like last year it fell on the 21 of September
It goes backwards not forwards it’s the moon you must trust.
And the moon said this year, it shall be the 11th of August

 

The dog said to Muhammad, 30 days of fasting, 3 days to over eat?
If that’s the best you can do, then they’ve got you beat.
The Infidels give presents, charity and good cheer
And it’s always the same month year after year

 

But, said Muhammad, for 1400 years it’s been a tradition
To make fun of the holidays of the Jews and the Christian.
We can’t change it now, it’s gone on far too long
Plus Sharia forbids us from singing a song

 

But what of the treaty of Hudaibiyya, the dog argued with skill
Where you denied you were a prophet so you wouldn’t be killed
If you could fake it then you could fake it now
Say Happy Holidays to Infidels and don’t have a cow

 

Tell Muslims to be tolerant or go back where they’re from
Or they’ll be eating the fruit of the Az Zaqqum
To celebrate life’s mysteries should be each human’s right
It shouldn’t be a reason for Muslims to hate or to fight.

 

Forget it said Muhammad; they’ve ignored much that I’ve said.
They follow their scholars and the Hadith they’ve read.
They made up this religion long after I was dead.
Good luck to you all, I’m going back to bed.

 

And that’s a Muslim winter holiday. And to all a good night
And of course we all know….the dog was right.

 

You received a great book filled with New Rules, but you prefer the hadith, which makes you fools. No sunni or shia in the Quran, No compulsion in religion, it goes on and on. Nothing that tells women to cover their hair, it's not a genital, it's just hair. So don't get mad at me for making fun of you, the hadith and fatwas did that to you.

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Call them by name....call them Sunni


When you use the word islamists, most Muslims do not believe you are talking about them. They think you’re talking about other Muslims.
If they are Shia, they think you are talking about the Sunni. If they are Sunni, they think you are talking about the Shia.
Sufi know you are not talking about them.

Titles matter when you’re dealing with sects. Remember reading about the war in Ireland, where 2 sects were blowing each other up? They weren’t called Christians, they were labeled by their sects. Catholic and Protestant. USA President Grant did not say he would invade the Christian state of Utah, he called out the polygamy sect by name, Mormons.
 
Using the word islamists would be like calling all Christians Mormons or Catholics.
Jehovah Witness and the Amish would know you weren’t talking about them.

If every terror attack on the west was committed by Sunni, why use the word Muslim? Use the word Sunni.
All Muslims know what a Sunni is.
 
You never hear of Shia joining Sunni to blow themselves to bits. Never hear of Sufi joining with Sunni to blow up a café in France. So why group them together with the word islamists? Why not call it what it is, Sunni terrorism. They seem to have the largest number of serial killers, almost a never ending line.

Shia can’t stop Sunni suicide serial killers. Neither can Sufi. But shed the light on the right sect, Sunni sect, and you might get somewhere.

And if they belong to a sect, they are not Islamic.
The word Islam is Arabic for one who believes/submits to one God. And like the Jews, they are not to join any partners with God.
 
The religion of Sunni depend on the writings of a man called Bukhari, who never met Muhammad. On the advice of a fortuneteller, he wrote stories. He didn’t care if they were reliable or not, he just kept writing stories.

As Bukhari (buky) never married, it is my tasfir that he was gay, and left home to avoid the pressure of an arranged marriage. I don’t think he meant to be the new prophet, but that’s what he became. His writings of stories are far more well known than anything in the Quran.
 
Those who have read the Quran know it warns against following stories/hadith. If they are following the prophet buky and his stories, how can they be called Islamic? How can they be called Muslim? They are submitting to a dead gay guy.
 
I’ve heard all the excuses as to why Muslims follow buky, but they either lie or they don’t know what the Quran says.

One excuse that I hear often is; but without a story/hadith, how do we know how to pray? So I ask…what is prayer? Prayer is thanking God. And if the Quran says that even the birds know how to say thank you to God, why do you need instruction to say thank you? Are you not as smart as a bird?
 
That’s what prayer is, to thank God for what you have, and to pray for the strength to go through an ordeal. How hard is that?

The Quran doesn’t say anything about the odd body positions that you see. The Quran is very cool on prayer. You can pray sitting, standing, prostrating or lying down. And there are only 3 prayers, you can do a search on my blog to learn more about that.
 
The next excuse for saying the Quran is not complete is when it comes to charity/zakat. How much do you pay? Quran is clear, pay what you can because- God will know if you’re being cheap. Don’t be cheap.

The next excuse comes from the Quran where it says Muhammad is a perfect example. That’s because he followed what Gabriel told him, he didn’t follow stories/hadith.
 
So why call them islamists? Why call them submitters/believers of one God when even they say the stories/Hadith is equally important?
 
Not one Sunni will tell you that the Quran is complete…even though the Quran says it is complete, over and over, and over. The Quran is the most redundant book I’ve ever read. If it’s important it is repeated. But a Sunni will deny that, they have to have a story/Hadith. Why?
Because…what the Quran took away, the stories/Hadith gave back.

Islam is one religion, with one book of New Rules.

The prophet buky is not mentioned in the Quran, Aiesha isn’t mentioned, Fatima isn’t mentioned, the words Sunni or Shia are not mentioned in the Quran. Do you know why? Because they were not important. You know what is important? Not joining partners with God. That’s called shirk. So don’t be a shirk.

Call them Sunni. A sect that follows stories/Hadith. When the Quran says to bring a sura like it, will they bring a story/Hadith…probably a silly story of a goat eating an ayat, or that Muhammad was a suicidal nut case. They end up in the hellfire.

 I’ve read all the stories/Hadith, over  half a million stories/Hadith. Didn’t find even one that has the wisdom, tolerance, laws or behavior that matches the Quran, not one.


Isis is Sunni, Alqaeda is Sunni. Every terror attack in the west has been committed by Sunni. They all follow the stories/Hadith.
They don’t follow the Quran, so don’t call them Muslim, do not call them Islamic.
Call them by the name of their illegal sect, call them Sunni.
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Saudi scholar proposes terror allowance

I posted this a few years ago

Saudi scholar proposes “terror allowance”By Staff Published Monday, December 20, 2010

A Saudi Muslim scholar has urged the Gulf Kingdom to introduce what he termed as terrorism allowance following a surge in threats against mosque preachers condemning terrorists, a Saudi newspaper reported on Monday.

The London-based Arabic language daily Alhayat quoted the unnamed scholar as saying he had received threats twice from unknown parties following his sermons at Friday open air prayers denouncing terrorism.

The paper said it talked to several scholars who said they had received threats because of their anti-terror sermons, requested by the government.

“Because of the efficient participation by the preachers in efforts to counter terrorism and combat the deviant groups, we propose that preachers are treated on par with other government sectors,” the preacher told the paper.

“We are asking for terror allowance because many of us have been subject to threats every time we touch on this sensitive issue.”
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Saudi Arabia should pay Jizya to the West


Every Sunni suicidal serial killer has joined isis or will join them soon. Seems there are 20 to 30 thousand Sunni suicidal serial killers, and even more who agree and buy them a ticket to Syria.

The Sunni suicidal serial killers even kill their own for not being Sunni enough. All this happens whilst millions of Sunni watch. Especially the Sunni oil rich countries of Qatar and Saudi Arabia.
 
The Quran forbids the breaking into sects. You can look thru my blog to find the many verses that say not to break into sects, as well as the punishments that go with joining a sect. But some of you insist on following your parents or your friends. You know which foot to enter the toilet with but you can’t site one reason as to why the Quran forbids sects. But it does.

Nay! they say: "We found our fathers following a certain religion, and we do guide ourselves by their footsteps." Quran 43:22
Something like that?
 
Just in the same way, whenever We sent a Warner before thee to any people, the wealthy ones among them said: "We found our fathers following a certain religion, and we will certainly follow in their footsteps." Quran 43:23
Repeated again because it’s important.

Seems quite clear, isis is a suicidal, serial killing Sunni sect. Unless you’re a serial killer, you’d have to admit, that’s true. ..yet another reason why not to break into sects. These are brutal Sunni suicidal serial killing males. They shit on the Quran and use weak Hadith/stories to oppress the people, to kill children, women, mothers, the sick, the weak, who cry to the wealthy, strong Sunni for help.
 
And why should ye not fight in the cause of Allah and of those who, being weak, are ill-treated and oppressed?- Men, women, and children, whose cry is: "Our Lord! Rescue us from this town, whose people are oppressors; and raise for us from thee one who will protect; and raise for us from thee one who will help!" Quran 4:75
 
I ask Sunni Saudi Arabia and all the Sunni oil rich countries to put your boots on the ground and die a hero’s death helping your Sunni sect to fight against your other Sunni sect.
 
You have money, big houses and lots of expensive toys, but are you really acting like a good Muslim when it comes to fighting your own oppressors?
 
Not equal are those believers who sit at home and receive no hurt, and those who strive and fight in the cause of Allah with their goods and their persons. Allah hath granted a grade higher to those who strive and fight with their goods and persons than to those who sit at home. Unto all (in Faith) Hath Allah promised good: But those who strive and fight Hath He distinguished above those who sit at home by a special reward, Quran 4:95
But you cry out; We need the west, especially USA to do our fighting for us, we are too lazy and fat.

Ok, you are too lazy and fat and you need others to fight for you, and ultimately, to protect you from the Sunni suicide serial killers that you helped create, and we all know you did.

Sunni Saudi Arabia and all of the Sunni oil rich countries, you ignore the Quran. You put your prophet bukhari as an equal partner to Allah. Your women do not have all the rights of the Quran, they have the rights that buky wrote about. You forbid what the Quran does not, you allow what the Quran forbids, like killing apostates and blasphemers, gays witches and other random folk…kinda like isis. And like isis, you don’t believe the Quran is complete. You hope others fight the oppressors before the oppressors knock on your kaba door. That is their goal, and they are serial killers…from all over the planet.

Lucky for you, the Quran does not force you to fight, it has a loophole for that, pay someone else to fight for you.
 
The west has every right to charge Sunni Saudi Arabia and all of the Sunni oil rich countries, the Jizya tax. You are already subdued. You need the west to fight for you, you are weak, another word for that would be subdued.
 
Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, until they pay the Jizya (also known as tribute) with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued Quran 9:29
That describes all the Sunni leaders in oil rich Sunni countries. While it is wrong to belong to a sect and know more about the stories than you do the Quran, you should at least do the right thing and pay the bill for them to fight your Sunni suicidal serial killers…before they come for you.
 
And here’s a story/hadith
 
Narrated Abu Huraira
Allah's Apostle said, "By Him in Whose Hands my soul is, son of Mary (Jesus) will shortly descend amongst you people (Muslims) as a just ruler and will break the Cross and kill the pig and abolish the Jizya. Then there will be abundance of money and no-body will accept charitable gifts.
Well, that hasn’t happened yet. Pay the Jizya to the west.

And no, you can’t get an exemption. You either fight or pay. It’s a just and fair law.

Those who believe in Allah and the Last Day ask thee for no exemption from fighting with their goods and persons. And Allah knoweth well those who do their duty. Quran 9:44

I also believe the families of the Sunni suicide serial killers should also pay the west the Jizya. Your kid should not be a burden to others. And it doesn’t matter what the Hadith/stories say about mothers of martyrs going straight to paradise, as that doesn’t apply to mothers of suicidal serial killers.
And that's the word, pass it on
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