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Muslims Against Crusades

This is one of those stories that needs to be made fun of.  I know the intent is to scare the crap out of people but my intent is to crack you up.

The Muslims Against Crusades, also known as the MAC is a new group of jobless, useless muslims with mental disorders craving attention.  Having been castratrated by sharia the only way to prove their manhood is to come up with a group and name it the MAC daddy of all things stupid.  They should all be medicated.

This is the story that ran in the U.K's daily mail.

Islamic extremists have called on British Muslims to establish three independent states within the UK.
I think they should try this in KSA (Saudi Arabia)

The notorious Muslims Against the Crusades (MAC) group have named Yorkshire towns Bradford and Dewsbury and Tower Hamlets in East London as testbeds for blanket sharia rule.
They are against the crusades?  Really?  History shows they won that battle and NOW they're pissed off?

The medieval 'emirates' would operate entirely outside British law, according to a document on the MAC website.

Veiled women pictured in the London borough of Tower Hamlets which has seen a rise in extremism
Veiled women in the London borough of Tower Hamlets which has seen a rise in extremism. The Muslims Against the Crusades group says the medieval 'emirates' would function as autonomous territories and operate entirely outside British law, according to a document published on their website
Well here's my solution.  Cut off ALL services to them. No electricity, no heating, no food, no schools, no roads in or out, no protection whatsoeverThey could pretend they live in Pakistan.

The MAC group, led by Abu Assadullah, was set up last year and has become notorious because of its violent protests, most provocatively burning poppies during the Remembrance Day silence.
Abu's real name is Trevor but he changed it.  Hard to be a tough guy in a dress with a name like Trevor.  His goal is to be a suicide bomber.  I think he should do a practice run by committing suicide.

Under the heading 'Muslims should set up Islamic emirates in the UK', MAC says: 'We suggest it is time that areas with large Muslim populations declare an emirate delineating that Muslims trying to live within this area are trying to live by the sharia as much as possible with their own courts and community watch and schools and even self sufficient trade.
Really?  They have a hard time trying to accomplish this in all 57 sharia run countries.  Seems they think it can only be done successfully in a WESTERN country?  I think they should rename themselves The Dyslexic Crusaders.

'Likely areas for these projects might be Dewsbury or Bradford or Tower Hamlets to begin with.
Unlikely areas for these projects will be Dewsbury, Bradford and Tower Hamlets...to begin with

'In time we can envisage that the whole of the sharia might one day be implemented starting with these enclaves.'
This makes perfect sense to the mentally challenged.  But where will they run to when they realise sharia sucks?  Seriously, they all ran from sharia countries...well, except for Trevor

The call is likely to cause anger among moderate Muslims and community leaders in the areas concerned.
Which is exactly what the Dyslexic Crusaders want.

London 7/7 bomber Mohammad Sidique Khan lived in Dewsbury, which has battled to diffuse extremism in recent years.
I guess the MAC daddies of terror think that Dewsbury would be less extreme if sharia ruled.  Might be helpful for them to read past newspapers to see how Dewsbury was before the MAC daddies of stupidity arrived.

The plan is part of the MAC's response to the government's revised Prevent strategy to combat Islamic extremism.
Yes, let the Islamist extremists combat Islamic extremism with Islamic extremism.  Hasn't anyone told them that sharia has a laughing law?  Their thought process, or lack thereof, has made me laugh too much.

In its document, called Islamic Prevent, the fanatics also call for an end to CCTV cameras in and around mosques.
That would not be a good idea as a crazy pagan could come in and blow up the extremists and no one would know about it.

It says: 'Muslims must get rid of all CCTV cameras from Muslim institutions. Sadly many mosques have today adopted CCTV cameras to spy on Muslims on behalf of the police and local authorities.'
Oh, there just trying to protect the extremists from a crazy pagan.

Other inflammatory instructions include demanding the release of all Muslim prisoners, a ban on Muslims joining the police or armed forces and a rejection of British democracy.
Wow, I thought they would have asked for a magic wand.  Oh right, magic is forbidden.  Well so is living with those they claim are unbelievers according to the Quran.

The document ends: 'We can conclude that measures by the UK government are nothing more than an attempt by them to strip the Muslim community of their Islamic identity and to integrate them into the non-Islamic way of life.'
Uh...isn't that the reason they moved to England?  To get away from the Islamic sharia way of life?

Tower Hamlets and Kirklees Council, the local authority for Dewsbury, refused to comment.

I suggest the following comment.

4:97 As for those whom the angels take in death while they wrong themselves, the angels will ask: In what were you engaged? They will say: We were oppressed in the land.
And the angels will say: Was not Allah's earth spacious enough that you could have migrated?
As for such, their habitation will be hell, an evil journey's end

I suggest that one way to bring about a new conversation would be to make signs and wear T-shirts with the following words.

If you feel oppressed living here, go to hell
Quran 4;97

As a plan B, I think I better go make more fruit...
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