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Funny fatwa on sex in the bathroom

A Muslim asks a scholar
Ruling on intercourse in the bathroom
Is it permissible for a man to have intercourse with his wife without a cover? Is it permissible to have intercourse in the bathroom?

And the scholar replies
Praise be to Allaah.

Yes, it is permissible for a man to have intercourse with his wife without a cover, and it is also permissible to have intercourse in the bathroom, but that means that he will be going against the Sunnah (sharia) by not mentioning Allaah beforehand.
Perhaps you know that when a man wants to have intercourse with his wife, he is to say, “Bismillaah, Allaahumma jannibna al-Shaytaana wa jannib al-Shaytaana ma razaqtana (In the name of Allaah, O Allaah, keep the Shaytaan away from us and keep the Shaytaan away from that with which You may bless us).”
Gotta wonder why they have to say this in Arabic.  Does Allah not know English?

Perhaps you also know that it is not right to mention the name of Allah in places where you relieve yourself, so how can the one who has intercourse in the bathroom recite this dhikr (prayer)? Unless he is going to go out, recite this dhikr and then go back in.
I guess he's trying to say...keep your head outside of the toilet while the rest of your body is having sex..?
As you probably guessed, they made this up.
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