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Friday's Freaky Fatwa-- Islamic Farts and prayers

A Muslim asks a scholar

If I break my wudoo’ (fart) when I am in the first row behind the imam, leaving the mosque will be difficult, because there are a lot of rows at that time, and some people will prevent me from walking in front of them in order to go out. So what should I do?

And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah.
“Allah will not accept the prayer of any one of you if he breaks wind, until he does wudoo’.” Narrated by Bukhari

But if he breaks wind in the last part of the prayer, it is permissible for him to wait until the prayer ends, so that he can do wudoo’ and start his prayer again from the beginning.

The Prophet said: “He should not leave unless he hears a sound or notices a smell.” This indicates that the one who breaks his wudoo’ for sure should leave and should not stay there.

What if the guy behind him hears a sound or notices a smell? Does he have to re-do wudo, too?

If purity is lost during the prayer, what the worshipper must do is stop praying so that he can renew his purification, then he should repeat the prayer from the beginning.

If you do not leave because of what you mention of difficulty or there being too many rows, it is not permissible for one to continue praying. If he is able to leave then he should leave; this is what is indicated by the evidence. If he cannot leave, he should sit until he finds an opportunity to leave. And Allah knows best.

A Muslim woman asks a scholar

If a woman passes wind from her front passage (vagina), does this break her wudoo’?

And the scholar replies

Praise be to Allaah.

Passing wind from the front passage does not break wudoo’. And Allaah knows best

In other news...

A woman in Saudi Arabia beat up a virtual cop who stopped her as she was walking with a man in an amusement park.

They were stopped by an officer from the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, who asked the pair to confirm their identities and relationship to one another. Unmarried men and women are barred from mixing under Saudi Arabia's strict Islamic rules.

But before the policeman could do anything else, the woman - believed to be in her mid-twenties beat the hell of him. The Virtue cop was taken to the hospital for medical attention. His condition is unknown.

The young man that was with her, immediately collapsed for reasons that have not been made clear.

It’s clear to me. She scared the sht out of him.
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