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Friday's Freaky Fatwa-- The Jinn and sexy women


A Muslim asks a scholar

Do Muslim females have to cover their hair in front of non Muslim females? Is it allowed to ask a non Muslim female to wax the forearms of a Muslim female?

And the scholar replies

The non-Muslim women are like strange men, meaning Muslim women should not uncover their hair to non-Muslim women. It is not right.

Got that right…it’s the wrong answer. Allah doesn’t care. I think these so called scholars should turn off the porn channels while answering questions from Muslim women.

A Muslim asks a scholar

Is a women who is a widow allowed to seek a job if she has nobody to take care of her?

And the scholar replies

If there is no financial arrangement for her, she can take a job so long as there is no mixing with strange men and she is allowed to wear the hijab. Allah Knows Best

But Allah said Islam (submission to one God) shouldn’t be a burden. So why is this scholar creating one for her? What a shirk

A Muslim asks a scholar

Can a woman cut and color her hair for her husband?

And the scholar replies

It is haram and illegal according to Sharia for a woman to resemble the western women as to cut her hair. She can color it so long as she doesn’t color it black. The dye should not be thick which may prevent water to reach to the surface of all the hair. It is not lawful for husband to seek such a request.

A dye so thick water can’t penetrate it? What are they using, Pennzoil?

This cracked me up!

A Muslim asks a scholar

I was living with my wife and she used to tell me that she is scared sometimes as she has to stay alone when I work. We don’t have any relatives here. In the past few months her periods were irregular, we went to a doctor who gave her medicine. The doctor said her period will come in 8 days but it came on the 7th day and she didn’t check but the bleeding was just starting and we had intercourse in that without knowing. After that she got mentally disturbed and eventually I left her. It seems to be a jinn but i couldn’t tell any of them that we had that mistake. Is the jinn causing her mental disorder because of that mistake please advise she is still not recovered, what do I do?

And the scholar replies

This is not from the Jinn, rather it is the result of intercourse in menses. It causes madness to women. Allah Knows Best
Ha! Laughing too hard to come up with a witty response …seriously…laughing hard


A Muslim asks a scholar

Is it permissible for Muslims who live in secular countries to form Islamic parties, which will be official parties within the framework of the law, but whose aim will be to call people to Allah?

And the scholar replies

It is prescribed for Muslims who have the misfortune to live in kaafir states to unite, to form bonds amongst themselves and cooperate with one another, whether that is in the name of Islamic parties or Islamic organizations, because that is a kind of cooperating in righteousness and piety.
....not laughing, now.
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