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And what kind of presents would Muhammad think best?
But that’s too much work for a man who had fits
So he laid on his bed, the left side of course,
As he laid on his left side, trying hard not to sleep,
Muhammad was startled by the sight of the dog
So the dog said to Muhammad this has to be done right
But Muhammad disagreed; the dog be can’t be right
A month of no sex, food, or water from dawn until dusk
They can ask forgiveness and even pray for more wives
We eat lots of food on all 3 days
And it’s never the same time, so they have to remember
The dog said to Muhammad, 30 days of fasting, 3 days to over eat?
But, said Muhammad, for 1400 years it’s been a tradition
But what of the treaty of Hudaibiyya, the dog argued with skill
Tell Muslims to be tolerant or go back where they’re from
Forget it said Muhammad; they’ve ignored much that I’ve said.
And that’s a Muslim winter holiday. And to all a good night
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